Driscoll Bails On Army Secretary Gig Amidst Hegseth Drama
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Army Secretary Dan Driscoll has submitted his resignation to President…
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GOP Poised For Glorious Defeat Says Trump
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about President Trump trying to preemptively blame congressional Republicans if they…
Because the World Was Missing a New Pokémon Movie Apparently
Pokémon is back with a new movie, because of course it is. The franchise that refuses to let its catchphrase…
Elderly Senator Clings to Power in Desperate Bid for More Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic Senate primary in Massachusetts is getting interesting, to say…
Savings Experts Wait With Bated Breath For Your Questions
Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about CNN’s upcoming Savings Challenge, and I’ve got to say, it’s about…
Lanterns Movie Exists Because Someone Thought It Was a Good Idea Apparently
The Green Lanterns are back, and they’re more emotionally unavailable than ever. The latest episode of HBO Max’s Lanterns series…
P.O.D. somehow still exists and has a new album coming
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s going to blow your mind? 🤯 P.O.D. is back with…
Iran Slowly Losing Grip on Hormuz
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the conventional wisdom on the war with Iran…
Ben Crump’s Justice Tour Hits Another Snag
I was sipping my coffee and reading about Ben Crump, the famous civil rights attorney, when I stumbled upon this…
Former Dictator’s Go-To Guy Seeks Redemption, Good Luck With That
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Phil Elwood, a former PR operative who made…