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Rubio Promises To Dismantle Court He Probably Doesn’t Understand
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Rubio Promises To Dismantle Court He Probably Doesn’t Understand

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – US Secretary of State Marco Rubio is on a mission…

ICE Comes to Maine, Brings Deadly Efficiency to Local Law Enforcement
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ICE Comes to Maine, Brings Deadly Efficiency to Local Law Enforcement

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, folks, and it seems like we’ve got another incident involving…

Hellraiser reboot stuns with brutal honesty and less monetization than expected
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Hellraiser reboot stuns with brutal honesty and less monetization than expected

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

The notoriously troubled history of Hellraiser video games has been a long, painful slog, with cancelled projects and busted promises…

Graham and Trump Bizarrely Become Best Buds Somehow
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Graham and Trump Bizarrely Become Best Buds Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Senator Lindsey Graham, who once told Donald Trump…

Youth Pastor’s Totally Normal Life Falls Apart 20 Years Later
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Youth Pastor’s Totally Normal Life Falls Apart 20 Years Later

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Bernadette and David Vander Meer is a…

Billionaires Forced to Buy Regular Homes Now
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Billionaires Forced to Buy Regular Homes Now

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The federal government is finally taking steps to limit large investors’…

Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped
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Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

Breaking news: the world is somehow still spinning despite SHINEDOWN bassist Eric Bass taking a temporary leave of absence from…

Trump Possibly Trying To Steal Election Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Possibly Trying To Steal Election Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democrats are apparently reaching DEFCON 1 levels of alarm about President…

Michigan Dems Mad At Own Party Because Of Course They Are
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Michigan Dems Mad At Own Party Because Of Course They Are

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic establishment is getting a little…

Memphis Safety Task Force Doing Great Job Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Memphis Safety Task Force Doing Great Job Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The situation in Memphis is getting more complicated by the day.…

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