Aaron Sorkin’s Latest Self Important Rant About Technology Gets a Shiny New Trailer to Alienate More People
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GTA VI details unveiled in Netflix’s latest hype machine spectacle
Get ready to return to the mean streets, folks, because Rockstar Games has finally given us a glimpse of what’s…
EIFF 2026 Review: Hungry – “because who doesn’t love a cinematic masterpiece crafted by obvious geniuses who have never heard of originality”
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, thrilling, and downright ridiculous movie review of the century? 🎥👀…
ICE Ruins Another Dream Vacation With Timely Jetway Arrest
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the US immigration system is getting more and…
Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? I just spilled my beer all over my desk because…
Nvidia’s Record Revenue Somehow Not Enough For Investors
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Nvidia’s latest earnings report, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…
Another Soulless Apocalypse Movie To Add To The Endless Pile Of Them
At 88 years old, Ridley Scott is still directing films with a frequency that would put many of his younger…
Jackbox Party Pack 12 brings back Debate and weirdly renames it Switch
The Jackbox Party Pack 12 is coming, because of course it is, and it’s bringing a whole new slew of…
Trump Revives Tariffs Because Midterms Weren’t Already Fun Enough
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s tariffs are back in the…
Bond Yields Spike Because Stability Is Overrated Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The $30 trillion US Treasury market is making waves on Wall…