More shows to distract us from the impending franchise reboot apocalypse
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MADBALL drops another punk anthem to help you forget your impending existential dread
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting, ear-shredding, and possibly some spontaneous mosh pit eruptions in your…
TSA Discovers Someone Trying to Take Security Very Literally
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) screeners at Alabama’s Gulf Shores…
US Munitions Stockpile Warnings Suddenly Become Totally Not Ignorable Thing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Just days before the Iran war began, Joint Chiefs of Staff…
Ubisoft churns out more Far Cry at its new remake factory Vantage Studios
Oh joy, another Far Cry game is on the horizon, because what the world really needed was another open-world FPS…
Florida to Break Record for Most Productive Killing Day Ever
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two death row inmates in Florida are set to be…
Robots judging us now totally a normal thing apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Imagine walking around with tiny recorders and cameras clipped to your…
Graham Proudly Claims War Mongering As Greatest Achievement
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest documentary footage featuring the late Sen. Lindsey Graham, and I…
Lindsay Clancy Trial Begins With Mother Accused of Unthinkable Tragedy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Lindsay Clancy, the Massachusetts mother accused of murdering…
Pär Sundström No Longer Pretending Sabaton Has New Ideas
Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 😲 SABATON’s bassist and manager, Pär Sundström, just spilled the beans…