Police Find Suspect Hiding In Closet Because That’s Always A Good Idea
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at Virginia State University, where a 19-year-old named Camron Harris…
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Mamdani marts frenzy somehow not about the snacks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Mayor Zohran Mamdani is planning to open five government-owned supermarkets in…
Teen’s Creative Writing Project Takes Darkly Literal Turn Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this case, and I have to say, it’s a real head-scratcher. A…
Geddy Lee still butchering Rush songs in original keys because his ego refuses to acknowledge his vocal decline
Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 RUSH is back, and I’m not sure if I should be excited…
GOP Masters the Art of Dancing Around Issues
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Republicans are facing a potentially ugly 2026 midterm election in…
Laid Off CEO Seeks Rehire After Stellar Zoom Performance
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Vishal Garg, the former CEO of Better, and I just can’t…
Star Rail’s latest update hijacks your wallet August 26 with version 4.6
In a shocking turn of events, HoYoverse has actually managed to release a update for Honkai: Star Rail without slapping…
Gotta Catch Em All Overpriced Doughnuts Now
Pokémon and Krispy Kreme are at it again, because what’s a better way to celebrate a 30th anniversary than by…
Trump Needs Help With Party Planning Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is asking the Supreme Court to allow him…
DOM LAWSON has a heart attack because metal isn’t loud enough apparently his heart needed more motivation
Oh no, the metal world is shaken to its core: Dom Lawson, the renowned UK metal journalist, has suffered a…