Florida to Break Record for Most Productive Killing Day Ever
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two death row inmates in Florida are set to be…
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Robots judging us now totally a normal thing apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Imagine walking around with tiny recorders and cameras clipped to your…
Graham Proudly Claims War Mongering As Greatest Achievement
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest documentary footage featuring the late Sen. Lindsey Graham, and I…
Lindsay Clancy Trial Begins With Mother Accused of Unthinkable Tragedy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Lindsay Clancy, the Massachusetts mother accused of murdering…
Pär Sundström No Longer Pretending Sabaton Has New Ideas
Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 😲 SABATON’s bassist and manager, Pär Sundström, just spilled the beans…
Technology Finally Notices Forgotten Dead People Too
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of “Chelsea Jane Doe” is finally closed after 26…
Luxury Ice Cream Now Affordable Only To The Extremely Wealthy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that people are willing to shell out $15 for…
Addict Turned Patriot Still Manages To Pay Bills On Time Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ian Pfister, a self-proclaimed First Amendment auditor, is making a name…
Loomer Falls For Ukraine After Russian Fake News Fail
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Laura Loomer, a far-right figure and avid supporter of President Donald…
Trump Warns Smithsonian Museum May Contain Facts
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move by the Trump administration, and I just can’t help…