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Barcode To The Rescue Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Barcode To The Rescue Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the humble barcode is getting a major upgrade.…

ICE Sells Insurance to Cops Who Might Get Sued
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ICE Sells Insurance to Cops Who Might Get Sued

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon this article about US Immigration and Customs…

Another Day Another Congressman In Hot Water Apparently
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Another Day Another Congressman In Hot Water Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I’ve got to say, it’s getting interesting. The…

Trump Takes Leisurely Stroll Towards Replacing Leavitt Eventually Maybe
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Trump Takes Leisurely Stroll Towards Replacing Leavitt Eventually Maybe

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about President Trump’s latest dilemma, and I just can’t help but chuckle. It…

Gaming’s Greatest Hits Recycled Again with Battlefield Top Gun Mashup
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Gaming’s Greatest Hits Recycled Again with Battlefield Top Gun Mashup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Get ready for a healthy dose of excitement and skepticism as EA’s latest cash grab, err, I mean, “content update”…

Trump Casually Rewires US Capitalism Behind Smokescreen of Red Scare
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Trump Casually Rewires US Capitalism Behind Smokescreen of Red Scare

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump is trying to have it both…

Kentucky Park Turns Slightly Less Family Friendly Overnight Suddenly
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Kentucky Park Turns Slightly Less Family Friendly Overnight Suddenly

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in Lexington, Kentucky, where one person was killed and four…

Galactic Cash Grabs: Sequel Era Books and Comics Worth Your Credits
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Galactic Cash Grabs: Sequel Era Books and Comics Worth Your Credits

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

It’s time to dive into the wonderful world of Star Wars, where the Sequel era has been getting a bad…

Navy Life: Where Squalor Meets Camaraderie At Sea Apparently
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Navy Life: Where Squalor Meets Camaraderie At Sea Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the USS Abraham Lincoln, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Desperate Family Turns to Psychics Because That’s Going Great Historically
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Desperate Family Turns to Psychics Because That’s Going Great Historically

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 15-year-old girl named Sophie Reeder has been missing for over…

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