TECNO peddles slim 5G phone to cash in on thinness obsession
Because what the world really needed was another smartphone, TECNO has announced the CAMON Slim 5G, a device that’s supposed…
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Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough Lanterns Already
The latest episode of HBO’s Lanterns has finally revealed the identity of the Manhunter, and I’m sure you’re all thrilled…
Feds Casually Remove Protections From Vulnerable Foster Youth Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Rin, a transmasculine teen who entered foster care…
Politician’s Campaign Event Turns Into Action Movie Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An “armed individual” allegedly lunged at Ohio Democratic gubernatorial nominee Amy…
Nation Pauses To Remember Thing That Happened 20 Years Ago
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s still hard…
Border Shop Owner Stuck Between Two Countries And Hard Place
As I sipped my morning coffee and read about the latest trade war drama between the US and Canada, I…
Trump’s PAC throws $10 million at Ken Paxton’s woes
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s super PAC, MAGA Inc., is finally spending some…
Mortgage Relief Somehow Still Not A Thing For Some Homeowners
I was sipping my coffee and reading about Patrice De La Ossa, who sold her home in Phoenix to help…
Musk Throws Cash At Texas Senate Race Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Texas Republicans have been waiting for what feels like an eternity…
Evanescence Makes Another Music Video Because You Clearly Needed More Amy Lee In Your Life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I mean, I’m not, but I’ll pretend to be.…