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Canoeist somehow more likable than Trump in bizarre DC incident
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Canoeist somehow more likable than Trump in bizarre DC incident

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that David Hearn, a 67-year-old former Olympic…

Pritzker’s Midterm Gambit Sets Stage For Potential 2028 Presidential Run
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Pritzker’s Midterm Gambit Sets Stage For Potential 2028 Presidential Run

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker is throwing a ton of money…

Miracles Happen: Democrats and Republicans Shared Words Without Punching
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Miracles Happen: Democrats and Republicans Shared Words Without Punching

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading CNN when I stumbled upon this article, and folks, I almost spilled my…

Frugal Abbey Graf gets permission to splurge a little bit
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Frugal Abbey Graf gets permission to splurge a little bit

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Abbey Graf, a 28-year-old who’s trying to save money and plan for…

War Disrupts Trade Because Geography Is Hard
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War Disrupts Trade Because Geography Is Hard

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The war between the United States and Iran has really gotten…

Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity
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Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

At first glance, Paranormal Activity seems like the perfect candidate for a stage play. The cast is small, the setting…

Trump Begs Someone to Take the Job Already
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Trump Begs Someone to Take the Job Already

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama in the White House, and I just can’t…

Hickman spills Marvel’s latest cash grabs at Lucca Comics
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Hickman spills Marvel’s latest cash grabs at Lucca Comics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh, joy, another comic book convention is just around the corner, and with it, the inevitable barrage of marketing buzzwords…

Executives Greenlight More Trash Cinema For Desperate Fans Everywhere Somehow
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Executives Greenlight More Trash Cinema For Desperate Fans Everywhere Somehow

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Good movies are good, bad movies are bad, and then there are the movies that are so bad they’re good.…

Amazon Inspires Dude’s Plan To Feed Hungry People Apparently
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Amazon Inspires Dude’s Plan To Feed Hungry People Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Dion Dawson’s story is a real eye-opener. This guy grew up…

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