Texas Fair Delayed Because Heat
Folks, I’m sitting here with my morning coffee, reading about the heat wave that’s got the eastern United States in…
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Iran Loses Guy In Charge Forever Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the weeklong funeral for Iran’s former Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, and…
Netflix Recycles Gene Wilder’s Voice Because Originality is Overrated Apparently
We’re not sure if this is exactly what Willy Wonka had in mind when he sang about a world of…
Founding Father Takes Break From Revolution For Retail Therapy
As I sipped my coffee and read about the events of July 4, 1776, I couldn’t help but chuckle at…
Empire State Building’s Impenetrable Fortress Breached Again With Ease Apparently
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A daredevil couple, Angelina Nikolau and Ivan Kuznetsov, decided to…
You Won’t Believe Who’s Getting Soaked $800 Daily
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has declined to intervene in a case where…
Because What Hollywood Needed was a Melania Trump Biopic Apparently
President Donald Trump’s bank account just got a little thicker, thanks to a hefty licensing fee for the documentary about…
You Won’t Believe This Doc’s Crazy Parenting Tips
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dr. John Delony, a therapist who looks like he just stepped out of…
Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow
Oh joy, the Canadian video game sector is a thing, and it’s apparently a big deal. Because apparently we haven’t…
Texas Kid Tragedies Linked In Crazy Coincidence
This article is a real heart-wrencher, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the two deadliest child tragedies in…