Paxton Calmly Tells Republicans To Stop Freaking Out Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Ken Paxton’s latest campaign moves. It seems like he’s trying to unify…
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Trump Gives Corporations License To Hack Around
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is now enlisting private companies to conduct cyberattacks…
Lindsay Clancy’s Cellphone Reveals Steep Descent into Chaos Apparently
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and I have to say, it’s a real…
Biden Team Desperately Seeks Less Awkward Press Secretary
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Washington is abuzz with the latest game of…
Because What The World Needed Was Cartoon Carnage
Get ready for the (animated) Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Because what the world really needed was another iteration of a…
Jay Weinberg’s Tragic Life Without Slipknot Now Slightly Less Miserable
In a shocking turn of events, acclaimed drummer Jay Weinberg (SLIPKNOT, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, Bruce Springsteen) has unleashed his latest collaborative…
Judge Tells Public To Calm Down It’s Handled Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Judge Emmet Sullivan giving the Justice Department lawyers a stern warning, and I…
Insomniac Unchains Logan in Marvel’s Wolverine Preview
Get ready for a bloody good time with Marvel’s Wolverine, the latest game from Insomniac Games. As a seasoned gamer…
Flock Enhances Transparency Because They Kind Of Had To
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Law enforcement technology company Flock is trying to clean up its…
Disney Magic Defies Travel Slump With Record Growth Somehow
I’m sipping on my morning coffee, reading the latest from CNN, and I just can’t help but chuckle at the…