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Frugal Living Now Slightly Less Painful Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Frugal Living Now Slightly Less Painful Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. CNN is launching a nine-week Savings Challenge, and I’m not sure…

Borrowing Just Got A Lot Pricier Everywhere Suddenly
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Borrowing Just Got A Lot Pricier Everywhere Suddenly

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US 30-year Treasury yield rising to 5.45%, its highest level since…

AI Probably Won’t Murder Humanity Immediately
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AI Probably Won’t Murder Humanity Immediately

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI hack, and I have to say, it’s quite a story.…

Australia’s Healthcare System Gets Free AI Upgrade Apparently
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Australia’s Healthcare System Gets Free AI Upgrade Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI mishap, and I just can’t help but raise an…

AI Experts Beg UN To Please Make Some Rules Already
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AI Experts Beg UN To Please Make Some Rules Already

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The leaders of two of the world’s top tech companies, OpenAI…

WARLOCK stumbles towards greatness amidst industry chaos somehow
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WARLOCK stumbles towards greatness amidst industry chaos somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Oh joy, another game to get hyped about, and by “hyped” I mean cautiously optimistic while secretly preparing for disappointment.…

AI Craves Your Table Now
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AI Craves Your Table Now

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that some people are using personal AI…

Logitech G peddles revamped PRO gear to pros and wannabes alike
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Logitech G peddles revamped PRO gear to pros and wannabes alike

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Because what every gamer really needs is another expensive peripheral to add to their arsenal, Logitech G has announced its…

President Gets Total Control Over Who He Doesn’t Want To Talk To
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President Gets Total Control Over Who He Doesn’t Want To Talk To

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press, and…

University of Mississippi Becomes Unexpected Summer Vacation Destination
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University of Mississippi Becomes Unexpected Summer Vacation Destination

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the University of Mississippi, where two students tragically…

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