Nation’s Cybersecurity Now In Capable Hands Of Robots Apparently
The White House is launching a new initiative to coordinate cybersecurity defenses across critical infrastructure, and I’m reading about it…
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IRON MAIDEN sells soul to soulless corporation because legacy acts need mortgages too
Oh boy, are you ready for some “exciting” news? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN has just partnered with Pophouse Entertainment, because what…
Gaming Gold: Screen Time Gets a Neurological Reality Check
The gaming industry has finally reached the pinnacle of success, with a worth of over $200 billion and still growing.…
Paramount and WBD duke it out in court again somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A coalition of 12 state attorneys general has filed an antitrust…
Oh Great Another Movie About Rich People Problems Starring Salma Hayek Pinault and Demián Bichir in Angelina Jolie’s Without Blood Because We Didn’t Have Enough Self Indulgent Films Already
Brainstorm Media has acquired the U.S. rights to “Without Blood”, the latest film from Angelina Jolie, because apparently, they want…
Because You Clearly Need More Options to Binge in 2026 on Streaming
The big films of 2026 have arrived, and they’re already available to stream at home because, let’s be real, who…
Supreme Court Justices Ask Congress For More Money To Feel Safer
I’m sipping on my coffee, and I just can’t help but raise an eyebrow at the latest news from the…
GOP Leaders Suddenly Experts On Conspiracy Theories They Used To Mock
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like some prominent figures in the conservative and MAGA…
Alters sequel reboots with fresh lore and variables to inevitably disappoint fans
Get ready to embark on a thrilling adventure with Jan Scientist and his trusty team of Alters as they explore…
Guns N Roses suddenly cares about your feelings with new charity campaign
Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic fundraising campaign of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…