Bison wins brawl with grandfather at Yellowstone somehow
So, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about a guy who got tossed into the air by a…
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Rubio Promises To Dismantle Court He Probably Doesn’t Understand
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – US Secretary of State Marco Rubio is on a mission…
ICE Comes to Maine, Brings Deadly Efficiency to Local Law Enforcement
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, folks, and it seems like we’ve got another incident involving…
Hellraiser reboot stuns with brutal honesty and less monetization than expected
The notoriously troubled history of Hellraiser video games has been a long, painful slog, with cancelled projects and busted promises…
Graham and Trump Bizarrely Become Best Buds Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Senator Lindsey Graham, who once told Donald Trump…
Youth Pastor’s Totally Normal Life Falls Apart 20 Years Later
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Bernadette and David Vander Meer is a…
Billionaires Forced to Buy Regular Homes Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The federal government is finally taking steps to limit large investors’…
Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped
Breaking news: the world is somehow still spinning despite SHINEDOWN bassist Eric Bass taking a temporary leave of absence from…
Trump Possibly Trying To Steal Election Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democrats are apparently reaching DEFCON 1 levels of alarm about President…
Michigan Dems Mad At Own Party Because Of Course They Are
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic establishment is getting a little…