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BIOHAZARD Dropping Another Banger Called ‘Death Of Me’ From Their Super Original Album ‘Divided We Fall’
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BIOHAZARD Dropping Another Banger Called ‘Death Of Me’ From Their Super Original Album ‘Divided We Fall’

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Okay, so, like, BIOHAZARD, those dudes who peaked when dial-up was still a thing, dropped a “visualizer” for their new…

“How to Make Your Project a Hilarious Disaster with Collaborative Software (or Not)”
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“How to Make Your Project a Hilarious Disaster with Collaborative Software (or Not)”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because we’re about to dive headfirst into the thrilling, absolutely-not-at-all-obvious world of “collaborative” software development.…

“Brace Yourselves, The Fed Is About To Do Something (Maybe)”
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“Brace Yourselves, The Fed Is About To Do Something (Maybe)”

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Oh, the Deep State Federal Reserve is at it again, folks! They’re “considering” cutting interest rates, supposedly to help the…

WaPo Columnist Gets the Boot for Trolling Charlie Kirk, Blames “Political Violence,” World Keeps Turning
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WaPo Columnist Gets the Boot for Trolling Charlie Kirk, Blames “Political Violence,” World Keeps Turning

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Another day, another leftist bites the dust! It seems even the Bezos-owned Washington Post is starting to feel the MAGA…

Fetterman’s Brain Fart: Dems So Dumb They Forgot They Lost, Trump Not A Dictator (Says Who Now?)
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Fetterman’s Brain Fart: Dems So Dumb They Forgot They Lost, Trump Not A Dictator (Says Who Now?)

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Oh, the Democrats! Always learning the wrong lessons, aren’t they? Senator Fetterman, bless his heart, is out there trying to…

Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave Announced, Prepare to Weave Through Disappointment in 2026
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Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave Announced, Prepare to Weave Through Disappointment in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Alright gamers, gather ’round the digital campfire🔥! Nintendo, bless their little hearts, decided to drop a “bomb”💣 (more like a…

AI Nursing Bots to the Rescue: Will They Steal Our Jobs or Just Give Really Bad Bed Baths
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AI Nursing Bots to the Rescue: Will They Steal Our Jobs or Just Give Really Bad Bed Baths

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Oh, good, another step towards the Socialist hellscape we’re apparently destined for. Now they’re replacing our hardworking nurses with robots…

Sharon den Adel spills the tea: Within Temptation goes full SJW
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Sharon den Adel spills the tea: Within Temptation goes full SJW

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

In an August 2025 interview with Germany’s Rock Antenne, Sharon Den Adel of Dutch metallers WITHIN TEMPTATION, known for their…

CRO-MAGS Rehire Drummer Just to Fire Him Again Next Week
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CRO-MAGS Rehire Drummer Just to Fire Him Again Next Week

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 The geriatric delinquents, CRO-MAGS, have unearthed a fossil! 🦴 Apparently, Pete Hines, the dude who banged pots and…

Onimusha: Way of the Sword: Gamescom 2025’s “Stunning” Reboot (Yeah, Right) Preview
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Onimusha: Way of the Sword: Gamescom 2025’s “Stunning” Reboot (Yeah, Right) Preview

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Oh great, another reboot. Just what the gaming world needed, right? 🙄 As someone who vaguely remembers playing *Onimusha* back…

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