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Review: The Running Man is More Like the Running Lame
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Review: The Running Man is More Like the Running Lame

FinnNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Perhaps Glen Powell was workshopping his USP. Cruise runs (away from decent scripts), Brad eats (everything on set, allegedly), Denzel…

NO MORE SAD SUNDAYS: Homecoming Hysteria & Hot Takes
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NO MORE SAD SUNDAYS: Homecoming Hysteria & Hot Takes

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 This week, “NO BAD SUNDAYS” is hosting a watch party & discussion of “HOMECOMING”! 🙄 It was written,…

NO MORE SAD SUNDAYS: Come Watch People Run and Talk About It
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NO MORE SAD SUNDAYS: Come Watch People Run and Talk About It

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**OMG, this week, NO BAD SUNDAYS💩 is hosting a watch party & discussion of HOMECOMING🎬. Written, produced, & directed by…

Chicago Immigration Resort Gets a نجمة Michelin?
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Chicago Immigration Resort Gets a نجمة Michelin?

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Another day, another sob story from the liberal loonies in Chicago! A federal judge, probably appointed by some commie Democrat,…

Event Check-In App: Because pens and paper are *so* last century
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Event Check-In App: Because pens and paper are *so* last century

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Eventbrite’s Organizer app is here to “help” you manage your chaotic shindigs! 😂 Check-in? Sales? Secure payments? Sounds…

Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz: Back for More Bandages and Bad Decisions
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Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz: Back for More Bandages and Bad Decisions

FinnNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

OMG 😱! Are you serious?! Another Mummy movie? Starring BRENDAN FRASER 👴 and RACHEL WEISZ 👵?! It’s like Universal Pictures…

Godzilla RPG: Finally, a TTRPG Where You Can Just Stomp Everything
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Godzilla RPG: Finally, a TTRPG Where You Can Just Stomp Everything

FinnNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

IDW Games, those masterminds behind such *totally* unforgettable classics like… uh… well, they’re releasing a Godzilla Tabletop Roleplaying Game! 🙄…

The Last Caretaker Early Access Preview — Still Loading
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The Last Caretaker Early Access Preview — Still Loading

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

Okay, so I stumbled upon The Last Caretaker, and let me tell you, I had *expectations*. Trailers had me thinking…

PUDDLE OF MUDD Dumps New Single ‘Monsters,’ Proving They Still Exist
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PUDDLE OF MUDD Dumps New Single ‘Monsters,’ Proving They Still Exist

Chord F. DiscordNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

Behold, peasants! PUDDLE OF MUDD, those titans of… well, *something*, have unleashed their latest auditory assault upon the world: a…

Riftbound: Yet ANOTHER Card Game Attempts to Steal Your Money Today
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Riftbound: Yet ANOTHER Card Game Attempts to Steal Your Money Today

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round because Riot Games, bless their hearts 🙄, decided to yank us all back to the Stone…

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