The Smashing Pumpkins and Erewhon Team Up to make a $22 Smoothie for Terminally Online Goths
OMG! 🤣 THE SMASHING PUMPKINS, those elder statesmen of mope rock, have apparently crawled out of their crypt just in…
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The Twits Trailer: Prepare for a Movie So Awful, It’s Almost Good (Almost)
So, another Roald Dahl adaptation, huh? 🙄 You know, the guy who probably rolled in his grave when they announced…
Trump to Farmers: Here’s Your $10B ‘Sorry I Started a Trade War’ Gift
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about farmers supposedly having a “tough year” because of President…
Alex Lifeson’s Serbian Roots: From Toronto to Tamburica Triumphs
In a groundbreaking interview with the ultra-hip Hear 2 Zen podcast (because who *hasn’t* heard of it?), RUSH guitarist Alex…
Puppetoon Secret Speakeasy: Prepare for a Night of Strings and (Maybe) Booze
**OMG! 🙄 Museum of Interesting Things presents the Puppetoon Secret Speakeasy! 🎠Sunday, Oct 5th 2025, 8pm in Soho NYC…
CNN: Ammunition Graffiti Exposes Deeply Troubling Motives of People Who Write on Bullets
Oh, the Left is at it again, folks! Now they’re scribbling their woke nonsense on bullets before they go out…
“Military Brats: School System’s Favorite Game of Hide-and-Go-Seek”
Oh, the Deep State is at it again, folks! These Florida teens, probably indoctrinated by their leftist professors, are trying…
Pet Shop Boys to grace Lytham Festival 2026, ensuring ticket touts a hefty profit
Prepare yourselves, peasants! Pet Shop Boys, those relics of the 80s, have deigned to grace the stage at Lytham Festival…
NINE INCH NAILS Announce February/March 2026 North American Tour (Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again)
😱 BREAKING: Your Grandpa’s Favorite Band, NINE INCH NAILS, Is Back to “Peel It Back” One More Time! 👴🎸 Get…
Nike’s Genius Plan to Pay $1.5 Billion in Taxes and Call It a “Turnaround”
Oh, the irony! Nike, that bastion of woke capitalism, is whining about tariffs imposed by our great President Trump! Seems…