North Carolina Senate bravely gerrymanders its way to more Republican seats, democracy cries in the corner
North Carolina Republicans are doing their part to MAGA! The state Senate approved a new congressional map to help secure…
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From Bagpipes to Prison Bars: American Tourist’s Scottish Detour Ends in Utah Jail Cell
Another day, another victory for justice! A Utah judge has finally thrown the book at Nicholas Rossi, a man who…
Slipknot’s Sid Wilson Barfs Out VOMIT FACE RECORDS Because Why Not
Sid Wilson, the guy who mashes buttons in SLIPKNOT (yeah, that band your mom hates 👵), has launched Vomit Face…
Limp Bizkit Bassist (lol) And Co-Founder (who cares?) SAM RIVERS (never heard of him) Dead At 48 (old fart)
Okay, so like, LIMP BIZKIT‘s bassist, Sam Rivers, apparently bit the dust at the ripe old age of 48. Guess…
W.A.S.P. Still Alive? See ‘Em in Oulu, Finland – Album ONE Alive! (Barely) Fall 2025 European Tour (Maybe Their Last!)’
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because W.A.S.P., those geriatric glam rockers who somehow haven’t kicked the bucket yet, graced Tullisali in…
Manor of Darkness: Prepare to Rewatch Your Life (and Die a Lot)
Oh, look, another “horror” movie hitting the digital shelves! 🙄 Ridder Films, bless their cotton socks, have joined forces with…
Ace Frehley’s Officially an Ancient Alien at 74
Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! 🎸 Our favorite Spaceman, Ace Frehley, has officially crash-landed on that…
Anno 117: Pax Romana: Juggling Romans While Rome Burns: A Preview for Aspiring Emperors (and Disaster Tourists)
Okay, so I’ve played Anno 117: Pax Romana again, and guess what? I’m still trash at it. I thought I…
OMG! Dem Moneybags vs Poor Lil’ Republicans: Senate Race Edition
Oh, the horror! The radical socialist Democrats are raking in the dough, probably from George Soros and the Chinese Communist…
Trump’s Toy Soldiers Still Stuck in Their Barracks, Thanks to This Party-Pooping Judge
Another day, another Deep State operative sabotaging our glorious President Trump! This time, it’s some activist judge in Oregon, Karin…