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Tom Gabriel Fischer on CELTIC FROST’s ‘Cold Lake’: More Like ‘Cold Turd,’ Am I Right? (My Ears Still Bleed After 44 Years)
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Tom Gabriel Fischer on CELTIC FROST’s ‘Cold Lake’: More Like ‘Cold Turd,’ Am I Right? (My Ears Still Bleed After 44 Years)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

In a recent chat with some dude named Alejandrosis on YouTube, CELTIC FROST overlord Tom Gabriel Fischer (aka Tom Warrior,…

Stryper’s Michael Sweet and Wifey Launch a ‘Faith in Music’ Foundation Because Apparently God Needs Help With Spotify
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Stryper’s Michael Sweet and Wifey Launch a ‘Faith in Music’ Foundation Because Apparently God Needs Help With Spotify

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

HOLY MOLY! STRYPER frontman (still?) Michael Sweet and his lovely (we assume) wife Lisa have descended from their ivory tower…

“Send Help” Trailer: Sam Raimi Finally Crawls Out of His Hole After 15 Years (Were We Waiting?)
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“Send Help” Trailer: Sam Raimi Finally Crawls Out of His Hole After 15 Years (Were We Waiting?)

FinnOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Oh great, another Sam Raimi movie! 🙄 As if we haven’t suffered enough, the guy who peaked with Spider-Man 2…

Danny Schuler of BIOHAZARD Boasts: “We Actually Try, Unlike Some Bands”
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Danny Schuler of BIOHAZARD Boasts: “We Actually Try, Unlike Some Bands”

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Oh, look! It’s BIOHAZARD back from the dead like that one zombie movie nobody remembers. 🧟‍♂️ In an EXCLUSIVE interview…

FAQ: Why Uncle Sam Just Tossed 20 Big Ones at Argentina (Again?!)
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FAQ: Why Uncle Sam Just Tossed 20 Big Ones at Argentina (Again?!)

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Another day, another socialist media meltdown! CNN is losing its mind because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is helping…

Trump Does a Free Speech Backflip—Nailed It (Said No One Ever)
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Trump Does a Free Speech Backflip—Nailed It (Said No One Ever)

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Oh, the irony! Apparently, now that we have a REAL President in office, suddenly “free speech” is a problem for…

Wes Scantlin Honors Rock Gods (R.I.P.) with a ‘Firefly’ Song (Please Hold Your Applause)
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Wes Scantlin Honors Rock Gods (R.I.P.) with a ‘Firefly’ Song (Please Hold Your Applause)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Ah, yes, the musical geniuses 🧠 behind PUDDLE OF MUDD, those purveyors of sonic brilliance, have graced us with a…

Nvidia: World’s AI Chip Daddy Gets Spanked in US-China Trade Tantrum
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Nvidia: World’s AI Chip Daddy Gets Spanked in US-China Trade Tantrum

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Nvidia, the so-called “AI chipmaker,” is now whining about trade tensions. Boo hoo! Maybe if they weren’t so eager to…

Sigourney Weaver in Talks with Mouse House for More Alien Screaming
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Sigourney Weaver in Talks with Mouse House for More Alien Screaming

FinnOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sigourney Weaver, bless her heart, claims there’s ANOTHER 👽Alien script floating around. And guess what? She thinks it’s…

Halo Art Guy Walks After 17 Years, Leaves Salty Note Like a Sore Loser
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Halo Art Guy Walks After 17 Years, Leaves Salty Note Like a Sore Loser

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh no, another one bites the dust! 👋 Glenn Israel, a so-called “art director” (we use that term loosely, folks…

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