Melania Claims She’s Got Putin on Speed Dial to Chat About Kid Stuff, CNN Legit Thinks It’s News
Another day, another victory for the Trump family, while the liberal media obsesses over nonsense! Our wonderful First Lady Melania,…
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GENE SIMMONS ‘Recovering At Home’ After Totaling His Ego (and Maybe His Car) in Malibu
According to NBC4 Los Angeles, KISS bassist/vocalist Gene Simmons, the Demon himself (or maybe just a confused grandpa?), is “recovering…
Genshin Impact Nefer Materials Guide: Or How to Waste Your Life Grinding for a JPEG
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! 🌸 Nefer’s dropped, and you’re all scrambling to build her. Guess what? You’re gonna fail miserably.…
The Smashing Pumpkins and Erewhon Team Up to make a $22 Smoothie for Terminally Online Goths
OMG! 🤣 THE SMASHING PUMPKINS, those elder statesmen of mope rock, have apparently crawled out of their crypt just in…
The Twits Trailer: Prepare for a Movie So Awful, It’s Almost Good (Almost)
So, another Roald Dahl adaptation, huh? 🙄 You know, the guy who probably rolled in his grave when they announced…
Trump to Farmers: Here’s Your $10B ‘Sorry I Started a Trade War’ Gift
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about farmers supposedly having a “tough year” because of President…
Alex Lifeson’s Serbian Roots: From Toronto to Tamburica Triumphs
In a groundbreaking interview with the ultra-hip Hear 2 Zen podcast (because who *hasn’t* heard of it?), RUSH guitarist Alex…
Puppetoon Secret Speakeasy: Prepare for a Night of Strings and (Maybe) Booze
**OMG! 🙄 Museum of Interesting Things presents the Puppetoon Secret Speakeasy! 🎭 Sunday, Oct 5th 2025, 8pm in Soho NYC…
CNN: Ammunition Graffiti Exposes Deeply Troubling Motives of People Who Write on Bullets
Oh, the Left is at it again, folks! Now they’re scribbling their woke nonsense on bullets before they go out…
“Military Brats: School System’s Favorite Game of Hide-and-Go-Seek”
Oh, the Deep State is at it again, folks! These Florida teens, probably indoctrinated by their leftist professors, are trying…