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Finally, US gov stops foreigners from stealing our awesome AI secrets
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Finally, US gov stops foreigners from stealing our awesome AI secrets

Big ElephantJune 13, 2026June 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

Liberal losers fret over impending SCOTUS smackdowns coming soon
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Liberal losers fret over impending SCOTUS smackdowns coming soon

Big ElephantJune 13, 2026June 13, 2026

Wow, can you believe the absolute nonsense that’s being spewed out by the fake news media and the liberal elites?…

Billionaire Musk survives solely on government handouts somehow
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Billionaire Musk survives solely on government handouts somehow

Big ElephantJune 13, 2026June 13, 2026

Oh, great, just what we needed, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal propaganda about our beloved President…

COAL CHAMBER Drummer MIKEY COX Because One Cancer Surgery Just Wasn’t Enough Apparently
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COAL CHAMBER Drummer MIKEY COX Because One Cancer Surgery Just Wasn’t Enough Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

COAL CHAMBER has canceled its appearance at the Louder Than Life festival, and we’re all thoroughly devastated… said no one…

Finally, America’s great again, consumer sentiment somehow magically rises
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Finally, America’s great again, consumer sentiment somehow magically rises

Big ElephantJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Will There Be a Toy Story 12 Because Lets Be Real We Clearly Havent Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
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Will There Be a Toy Story 12 Because Lets Be Real We Clearly Havent Milked This Franchise Enough Yet

FinnJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

So, you thought the Toy Story franchise was finally over, huh? 🎉 Well, think again, folks, because Andrew Stanton, the…

Geezer Butler OBVIOUSLY Ripping Off Jaco Pastorius But Credits Some Old Dudes Like Jack Bruce Instead
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Geezer Butler OBVIOUSLY Ripping Off Jaco Pastorius But Credits Some Old Dudes Like Jack Bruce Instead

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤣 Fender has just shared a new episode of “Lowdown On The…

AOC’s pathetic presidential pipe dream begins with road test farce
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AOC’s pathetic presidential pipe dream begins with road test farce

Big ElephantJune 11, 2026June 11, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest…

Sickening liberal enabler claims ignorance of Epstein’s filthy deeds
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Sickening liberal enabler claims ignorance of Epstein’s filthy deeds

Big ElephantJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. With our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, at the helm, America…

Finally a terrorist pays for killing our brave American heroes somehow
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Finally a terrorist pays for killing our brave American heroes somehow

Big ElephantJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, spreading their liberal lies and propaganda about our…

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