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Colombia foolishly elects Trump’s guy in ridiculously close vote obviously
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Colombia foolishly elects Trump’s guy in ridiculously close vote obviously

Big ElephantJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

RINO Alan Greenspan finally kicks the bucket at 100
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RINO Alan Greenspan finally kicks the bucket at 100

Big ElephantJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

Oh, great, another fake news article trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious President Donald Trump, who, as…

Obama lackey begs Iran for pathetic peace deal somehow
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Obama lackey begs Iran for pathetic peace deal somehow

Big ElephantJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the magnificent…

Liberal LA Mayor declares emergency over minor warehouse fire obviously
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Liberal LA Mayor declares emergency over minor warehouse fire obviously

Big ElephantJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Oh, great, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal propaganda, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved…

Liberal actor whines about redistricting demands SEC boycott
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Liberal actor whines about redistricting demands SEC boycott

Big ElephantJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a wonderful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest…

Fake news Italy PM claims Trump lied about her begging him
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Fake news Italy PM claims Trump lied about her begging him

Big ElephantJune 20, 2026June 20, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article trying to trash our amazing President Donald Trump, who’s still kicking butt and taking names…

Whiny Italy insults America over Trump’s truth about Meloni
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Whiny Italy insults America over Trump’s truth about Meloni

Big ElephantJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity to talk about the utter failures of the Democrat Party and their pathetic attempts to undermine…

BEARTOOTH Finally Decides to Release Actual Bulls*** From Their Super Original and Not at All Overhyped ‘Pure Ecstasy’ Album That Will Definitely Change the Face of Music Forever
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BEARTOOTH Finally Decides to Release Actual Bulls*** From Their Super Original and Not at All Overhyped ‘Pure Ecstasy’ Album That Will Definitely Change the Face of Music Forever

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

BEARTOOTH is back with a new single, and it’s all about the “Bullshit” 🤣. The latest track from their upcoming…

Fake news saying Trump can’t spin Iran deal as huge win somehow
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Fake news saying Trump can’t spin Iran deal as huge win somehow

Big ElephantJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news outlets going to have a field day with this one! As of 2026, our…

Vance blasts Iran deal with rightful American skepticism and distrust always
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Vance blasts Iran deal with rightful American skepticism and distrust always

Big ElephantJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to hear, another bunch of whiny liberals complaining about how our great President Donald…

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