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Another American Icon Sold to Foreignlosers, Sad
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Another American Icon Sold to Foreignlosers, Sad

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Deep state soldier gets busted for winning big on Maduro takedown
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Deep state soldier gets busted for winning big on Maduro takedown

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the liberal media is at it again, spreading their fake news and alternative facts about the…

Fake news slams Trump’s genius Spirit Airlines bailout plan obviously
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Fake news slams Trump’s genius Spirit Airlines bailout plan obviously

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald Trump’s decisions are somehow…

Fake news protecting Deep State pedophiles again obviously
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Fake news protecting Deep State pedophiles again obviously

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks ready for some laughable news? I’ve got a real treat for you. So, it turns…

Dummy libs flock to Trump’s genius Kennedy Center takeover plan somehow
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Dummy libs flock to Trump’s genius Kennedy Center takeover plan somehow

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “controversy” surrounding our great…

BREAKING TRAFFIC Co-Founder DAVE MASON Finally Found a Road That Wasn’t Congested Enough to Take His Life
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BREAKING TRAFFIC Co-Founder DAVE MASON Finally Found a Road That Wasn’t Congested Enough to Take His Life

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

The legendary musician Dave Mason has left the building, and we’re not just talking about his last concert venue πŸŽΈπŸ‘‹!…

Liberals whine as Trump geniuses plot total domination obviously
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Liberals whine as Trump geniuses plot total domination obviously

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Deep State hackers finally get caught, what a shock
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Deep State hackers finally get caught, what a shock

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about the so-called “issues” with our great President Donald…

Liberal media whining about war and tigers again obviously
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Liberal media whining about war and tigers again obviously

Big ElephantApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump and the…

Another liberal celebrity gets away with heinous crime apparently
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Another liberal celebrity gets away with heinous crime apparently

Big ElephantApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still reaping the benefits of Donald Trump’s magnificent leadership, and I’m thrilled to…

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