Israel saves Trump from Iranian hitmen because of course they did
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Apparently, Israel shared some intel with…
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GOP Nominates Humanitarian With ‘High-Risk’ Label, Because That’s Going Well
I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Colorado, where Marine veteran Victor Marx has won…
Graham Platner quits Senate bid suddenly becomes less interesting
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Graham Platner’s exit from the Maine Senate race. It’s been a wild…
Bruce Dickinson wins award for talking loudly at people
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson just won the “Best Live Speaker” award…
Guard Shooter Now Fighting For Right To Three Meals A Day
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the accused National Guard shooter, Rahmanullah Lakanwal, and…
Trump Asks Supreme Court For Mulligan Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump is at it again, trying to get the Supreme…
Nick Barker Gets Mysterious Disease Because His Music Wasnt Aggressive Enough
I just spilled my beer all over my favorite black metal t-shirt, and it’s not even like I’m surprised. I…
Canoeist David Hearn Denies Messing Up Pool Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Olympic canoeist David Hearn pleaded not guilty in Washington, DC,…
NYC High-Rise Still Standing Barely
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest chaos in Midtown Manhattan, where a high-rise building’s structural columns buckled,…
Taxpayers’ Favorite Reflecting Pool Gets Another Free Renovation
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, where three more…