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IAN HILL Quits JUDAS PRIEST Because Even He Cant Handle Rob Halfords Ego Anymore
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IAN HILL Quits JUDAS PRIEST Because Even He Cant Handle Rob Halfords Ego Anymore

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: Ian Hill is retiring from Judas Priest! 🌪️ As if we hadn’t seen this…

Shkreli’s Ego Attracts Authorities, Again
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Shkreli’s Ego Attracts Authorities, Again

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like “Pharma Bro” Martin Shkreli is back in the news, and I’m not surprised. I mean,…

Texas Democrats Finally Have Reason To Not Completely Lose Hope
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Texas Democrats Finally Have Reason To Not Completely Lose Hope

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Texas Senate race, and I just can’t help but think, folks,…

Military Archbishop Requests Firing Squad Exemption for Catholics
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Military Archbishop Requests Firing Squad Exemption for Catholics

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The archbishop assigned to serve Catholics in the US military, Timothy…

Evangelicals Might Not Show Up to Save GOP Bacon
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Evangelicals Might Not Show Up to Save GOP Bacon

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming midterm elections, and it seems like conservative leaders are getting a…

Democrats Feel Your Pain But No Promises On Actual Relief
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Democrats Feel Your Pain But No Promises On Actual Relief

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming midterm elections, and folks, it’s getting interesting. The Democrats think they…

Trump Rallies Ohio With signature Blend of Chaos and Desperation
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Trump Rallies Ohio With signature Blend of Chaos and Desperation

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this article about President Trump’s rally in Youngstown, Ohio.…

Another Beloved Character Dies But The Franchise Will Somehow Live On
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Another Beloved Character Dies But The Franchise Will Somehow Live On

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

RJ Mitte, the talented actor who brought Walter White Jr. to life on the critically acclaimed series Breaking Bad, has…

Marty Friedman StillMilking Megadeth Nostalgia In 2023
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Marty Friedman StillMilking Megadeth Nostalgia In 2023

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip from the metal world? 🤯 I just can’t even handle…

Yngwie Malmsteen Regrets Not Joining David Lee Roth’s Ego Trip Tour
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Yngwie Malmsteen Regrets Not Joining David Lee Roth’s Ego Trip Tour

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some juicy gossip from the world of metal? 😱 I mean, who doesn’t love…

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