ICE Detains US Citizen Because Who Needs Papers Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents mistakenly targeted a US citizen in…
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Kamala Harris Rescues Michigan Senate Race With Much Needed Star Power
Kamala Harris is heading to Michigan to campaign with Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…
Oh Joy Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Better Things to Spend Your Money
You are officially invited to take a step back in time and relive the glory days of your childhood with…
Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO
The world is a mess, folks, and I’m not just talking about my coffee table after a big game. According…
Bipartisan Bliss: Democrat Endorses Republican Because Politics Is Wild Now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic party, and I have to say,…
Psychotic Confessions Totally Legit Says Convicted Teen Killer
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the appeal of Richard Allen, the man convicted of murdering two teenage…
Pritzker Drops 80 Pounds Because Politics Wasn’t Stressful Enough Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker’s weight loss journey. Apparently, he’s lost a whopping…
Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently
Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel, The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, is coming to Netflix, because…
Alice Cooper somehow still alive to plug book in NYC next year
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 The one and only Alice Cooper is coming to New York…
Epstein’s loyal minions await payday amidst dwindling estate chaos
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the victims of Jeffrey Epstein have been accusing…