NYC Mayor Demands NYPD Use Less Force Probably Maybe Hopefully
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is ordering a comprehensive review…
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Billionaire Elon Musk Writes Huge Check to Republicans
Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest move, and let me tell you, it’s a…
Kennedy’s Quips Might Just Conquer GOP Field of Goobers
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Louisiana Senator John Kennedy is quite the character, and his recent…
Politicians Argue, Nothing Gets Solved, Film at 11
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest debate in the South Carolina Senate race. It’s getting intense…
Trump Mulls Firing Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle Because Awkward
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and let me tell you,…
Trump’s Genius Plan Involves Super Intelligence Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump has decided that the term “artificial intelligence”…
Mortal Sin to bless us with stale greatest hits and live albums because clearly thats what the world needed
In a shocking turn of events, Australian thrash metal pioneers MORTAL SIN have announced their return to the stage after…
Senator Settles Debt To Cookie Vendor After Six Long Years
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Republican Sen. Roger Marshall, who just settled a six-year-old debt with a…
Russia and Ukraine Take Break From Fighting to Discuss Gas Bills
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the Russia-Ukraine conflict, and I’ve got to say,…
Democrats Get Warning From Raphael Warnock Ahead Of 2028
As I sipped my coffee and read about Senator Raphael Warnock’s trip to New Hampshire, I couldn’t help but think…