Batman Knightfall Part 1 is Finally Here to Ruin Your Summer with More Bats and Less Sun
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Trump Finds New Way to Lose Argument with LeBron James
Folks, I almost choked on my coffee reading about the latest Trump-LeBron beef. Apparently, President Donald Trump suggested that basketball…
Blizzard monetizes meme with Jimothy raccoon pet in World of Warcraft
In a world where the internet has become a never-ending dumpster fire, it’s refreshing to see a story that brings…
Iran Blocks the Strait So Neighbors Take the Scenic Route
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Brett McGurk, a CNN global affairs analyst, is saying that the…
Senate Gets Feisty Over Trump’s Election Bill
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between President Donald Trump and Senate Majority Leader John…
Ripper Owens still delusional about his singing abilities
In a stunning turn of events, former Judas Priest and current KK’s Priest vocalist Tim “Ripper” Owens revealed in a…
Trump Finds Creative Ways to Keep Tariffs From Dying Alone
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move to tax foreign goods, and I have to…
Politician’s Killer Gets Double Life Sentence Somehow Still Not Enough
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the sentencing of Vance Boelter, the Minnesota man who pleaded guilty to…
Trump Unveils Tariff Plan C Because A and B Were Huge Successes
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest tariff adventures, and I have to say, it’s…
Trump Pays Respects While Mulling Next Move On Iran
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Iran war, and I gotta say, it’s…