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Trump Holding Kennedy Center Hostage For Totally Legit Reasons Apparently
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Trump Holding Kennedy Center Hostage For Totally Legit Reasons Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest antics, and I just can’t help but shake…

ICE Officer Claims He’s Innocent Because Lying Is His Job
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ICE Officer Claims He’s Innocent Because Lying Is His Job

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. An immigration officer, Christian Castro, has…

5FDP blesses us with another soulless anthem to destroy our eardrums
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5FDP blesses us with another soulless anthem to destroy our eardrums

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “Legacy”? 🙄 Five Finger Death Punch just dropped the physical editions of…

Trump Demands Branding on Peace Institute Building Because Ego
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Trump Demands Branding on Peace Institute Building Because Ego

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in DC, and I just can’t help but chuckle.…

White House suddenly remembers vetting process exists
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White House suddenly remembers vetting process exists

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, it looks like the White House is pulling the plug on Lance Schroyer’s nomination to lead Immigration and Customs…

BLACKIE LAWLESS saves America with patriotic common sense
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BLACKIE LAWLESS saves America with patriotic common sense

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even start with this? Blackie Lawless, the legendary frontman of W.A.S.P., recently appeared on the…

Trump Casually Uses Presidency For Personal Gain Now
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Trump Casually Uses Presidency For Personal Gain Now

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump’s transactionalism is getting more and more brazen by the…

Netflix Churns Out Another Biopic to Fill Endless Content Void
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Netflix Churns Out Another Biopic to Fill Endless Content Void

FinnSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Netflix is making a documentary series about Mike Tyson, because of course they are. The streaming giant has ordered a…

Trump Somehow Manages to Alienate Another Demographic
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Trump Somehow Manages to Alienate Another Demographic

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Florida Republican Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar is calling out President Donald…

Kojima’s Latest Bait: Bill Skarsgard Leads Physint’s Mysterious Ensemble
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Kojima’s Latest Bait: Bill Skarsgard Leads Physint’s Mysterious Ensemble

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Oh boy, folks, it’s time to get excited and skeptical at the same time, because Hideo Kojima’s next project, Physint,…

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