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US Attorney Wants Job Back After Super Fast Trump Firing
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US Attorney Wants Job Back After Super Fast Trump Firing

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former US attorney in Washington state, Roger Rogoff, is suing…

Because We Needed Another Spiderman Movie Reminding Us Of Better Ones
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Because We Needed Another Spiderman Movie Reminding Us Of Better Ones

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

The trailer for Spider-Man: Brand New Day has arrived, and it’s a strangely nostalgic affair. The preview’s opening minute is…

Congress Dating Scene About To Get Super Awkward Apparently
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Congress Dating Scene About To Get Super Awkward Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from Capitol Hill, where Speaker Mike Johnson is weighing in…

GOP Senators Get Blanche’s Polite Brushoff Instead
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GOP Senators Get Blanche’s Polite Brushoff Instead

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The confirmation of Todd Blanche as attorney general is turning out…

Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money
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Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Okay, folks, gather ’round and try to contain your excitement, because we’re about to dive into the most epic, most…

Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Plans Somehow Less Divisive Than He Was
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Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Plans Somehow Less Divisive Than He Was

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the late Sen. Lindsey Graham’s funeral plans, and I must…

Marilyn Manson Still Making Music For Some Reason
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Marilyn Manson Still Making Music For Some Reason

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Marilyn Manson? 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of you demanded this, and…

Arizona’s MAGA Streak of Losing Continues Unbroken So Far
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Arizona’s MAGA Streak of Losing Continues Unbroken So Far

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Rep. Andy Biggs, the leading Republican candidate for Arizona governor, and his…

Anger Issues Suddenly Relevant In Politics Somehow
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Anger Issues Suddenly Relevant In Politics Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The “water bottle incident” in Maine politics is quite the story.…

Epstein somehow found jail a convenient place to network
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Epstein somehow found jail a convenient place to network

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Roza Gilles, a young model from Uzbekistan, has come forward with…

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