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Republicans Just Got Mathematically Served By Voters Apparently
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Republicans Just Got Mathematically Served By Voters Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the dynamics threatening the GOP this year are…

Trump Town Sales Plummet Amid Customer Policy Disapproval
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Trump Town Sales Plummet Amid Customer Policy Disapproval

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. There’s a store in Boones Mill, Virginia, called Whitey Taylor’s Trump…

Army Totally Prepared for Public Firing Squad Execution Apparently
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Army Totally Prepared for Public Firing Squad Execution Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one – Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced…

Montgomery Tries To Save Avatar From Live Service Ruin
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Montgomery Tries To Save Avatar From Live Service Ruin

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

It’s finally happened, folks – the Avatar universe is back, and it’s bigger than ever. I mean, who needs a…

Pancreatic Cancer Picks Worst Possible Target Rich Cipriano
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Pancreatic Cancer Picks Worst Possible Target Rich Cipriano

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh no, the New York Hardcore scene is about to get a whole lot less sick 🤕! Richie Cipriano, the…

Billionaire Worries About Future Somehow
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Billionaire Worries About Future Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jeff Kizer, a guy who’s got a pretty relaxed attitude towards money. He’s…

LOU GRAMM trashes modern rock because hes 80 and out of touch
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LOU GRAMM trashes modern rock because hes 80 and out of touch

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh no, rock music is dead… again 🙄. Original FOREIGNER singer Lou Gramm has weighed in on the whole “rock…

Andy Biersack Still Delusional About Black Veil Brides New Album
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Andy Biersack Still Delusional About Black Veil Brides New Album

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy news? 🤯 BLACK VEIL BRIDES’ new album “Vindicate” is a thing,…

Trump Still Litigating Last Election Because That Went Well
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Trump Still Litigating Last Election Because That Went Well

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. President Donald Trump is at it…

TOM MORELLO mansplains politics to metal bands again
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TOM MORELLO mansplains politics to metal bands again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist of Rage Against the…

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