83-Year-Old Boomer Convicted of Whacking Uber Driver After Dubious Tip Theory
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How to Make a Killing: Glen Powell Murders His Way Through a Dysfunctional Dynasty in the New Trailer for the ‘Kind Hearts and Coronets’ Remake
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Glen Powell has decided to make a literal killing because apparently, running from The Running Man or…
The Old Beatle Is Fleeing: The Scooby Doo Gang Finally Catching Sir Paul?
Paul McCartney has decided that simply owning all the money in the known universe wasn’t quite enough, so naturally, he’s…
Adrian Smith Confirms Nicko McBrain Was Slowly Dying On The Throne And They Had To Unplug His Life Support Just To Finish The Tour
Well, folks, gather ’round the digital campfire as we dissect the latest chapter in the Heavy Metal Bible: Iron Maiden…
MEGADETH Drops ‘Puppet Parade’ and Proves They Still Have Strings Attached to the 80s
🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE THRASH GODS! 🚨 Dave Mustaine Has Officially Announced MEGADETH’s Final Album, and Yes, It Includes…
5 big takeaways from CNN’s totally non-biased, definitely not-rigged, definitely-not-trying-to-get-clicks poll of Trump’s first year
The Fake News CNN Poll Results Are In, And It’s All Fake News, Folks! President Trump Is Doing Better Than…
Solving World Peace Through The Power of Faddis’ High Notes
Jazz legend Jon Faddis is gracing a venue near you, probably to prove he can still hit the high notes…
Mike Pence Skewers Trump’s Absolutely Bonkers Plan to Buy Greenland
Conservatives across the country are saying it: Mike Pence has officially joined the Deep State resistance. Here’s the truth about…
Far-Right Influencer Gets Steamrolled by Peace-Loving Counter-Protestors After Bringing Only Three Dudebros to Minneapolis Rally
Based on a True Story: A J6 Hero Gets a Taste of Minnesota Nice in Minneapolis! Grab your popcorn, patriots,…
Kathleen Kennedy Finally Admits the Han Solo Movie Was the Space-Bucket List Item We All Forgot to Check Off
Behold, the Grand Confession of the Galactic Empress: She Only Regrets the One That Got Away (and the Box Office…