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Apple’s Tim Cook Gets Bootleg Baby Toy, Is This Peak Design Now
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Apple’s Tim Cook Gets Bootleg Baby Toy, Is This Peak Design Now

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Tim Cook, the head of Apple, received a Labubu doll that looks just like him! Coincidence? I think not! This…

Behold: Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger Butchers Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’ at Sammy Hagar’s Birthday Kegger
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Behold: Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger Butchers Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’ at Sammy Hagar’s Birthday Kegger

Chord F. DiscordOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Sammy Hagar’s annual Birthday Bash 🤮🤮🤮 brought a bunch of has-beens, never-weres, and tequila-soaked nobodies to Cabo Wabo Cantina for,…

Octopath Traveler Minus One: The Prequel No One Asked For Introduces Beige Person and Exciting Ways to Arrange Rocks
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Octopath Traveler Minus One: The Prequel No One Asked For Introduces Beige Person and Exciting Ways to Arrange Rocks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Oh boy, here we go again! Octopath Traveler, the game that convinced everyone that blurry graphics were peak art, is…

AGNOSTIC FRONT and DMC?! Is This a Joke?! ‘Matter of Life & Death’ or Matter of WTF?!
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AGNOSTIC FRONT and DMC?! Is This a Joke?! ‘Matter of Life & Death’ or Matter of WTF?!

Chord F. DiscordOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 Your favorite geriatric punks, AGNOSTIC FRONT, are dropping a new album called “Echoes In Eternity”…

OMG! This Guy Just BBQ’D the PA Governor’s Crib! 🔥🏠
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OMG! This Guy Just BBQ’D the PA Governor’s Crib! 🔥🏠

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Another day, another unhinged leftist showing their true colors! They say Cody Balmer “pleaded guilty,” but we all know this…

CNN Predicts: Trump Solves Middle East (Again!), World Peace Imminent (Spoiler: Nah)
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CNN Predicts: Trump Solves Middle East (Again!), World Peace Imminent (Spoiler: Nah)

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Another day, another HUGE win for President Trump! The so-called “Gaza ceasefire and hostage release deal” is just more proof…

Ian Watkins’s Accused Killers Finally Unmasked; Ex Spills the Beans Post-Mortem
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Ian Watkins’s Accused Killers Finally Unmasked; Ex Spills the Beans Post-Mortem

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

OMG! 😱 Can you believe it?! 🤪 The infamous LOSTPROPHETS dude, Ian Watkins, finally bit the dust! 💀 Seems like…

AC/DC’s Ex-Vocalist, Not Brian Johnson, Resurrects Obscure Pre-AC/DC Band RABBIT Because Why Not
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AC/DC’s Ex-Vocalist, Not Brian Johnson, Resurrects Obscure Pre-AC/DC Band RABBIT Because Why Not

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Behold! 🤡 The original, the one, the only… DAVE EVANS is back! 🎉 To commemorate a half-century of… well, something…

Edgar Wright’s “The Running Man” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Subverted (Maybe)
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Edgar Wright’s “The Running Man” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Subverted (Maybe)

FinnOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Edgar Wright, the guy who peaked with “Shaun of the Dead” 🧟‍♂️ (let’s be real, “Baby Driver” was just okay…

Nuremberg: Finally, a movie about trials that’s not about your dating life
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Nuremberg: Finally, a movie about trials that’s not about your dating life

FinnOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Dropping into cinemas November 14th, Nuremberg stars a bunch of actors who probably needed the paycheck. 💰 We’re talking Academy…

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