28 Years Later: The Bone Temple’s New Poster – Guaranteed to Bore You Less Than the Movie Itself
Oh, joy! Another sequel no one asked for! Expanding upon the cinematic ✨masterpiece✨ that Danny Boyle and Alex Garland graced…
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EXTREME Drops Another Turd: ‘Here’s To The Losers’ – The 12th and FINAL Nail in the ‘Six’ Coffin
EXTREME, the band that time forgot (and maybe for good reason 🤔), has unleashed a music video for their earth-shattering…
DOGE dead? Shocker, says nobody ever | CNN Politics
Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to undermine President Trump’s brilliant efforts to drain the swamp! They’re spreading…
MACHINE HEAD Announces ‘An Evening With…Your Impatience’ Spring 2026 European Tour (Because We Know You’ll Still Complain)
Alright, headcases, or should I say, empty-headed cases? 🤡 Your supreme overlord, Robb Flynn, has graced you with news of…
SEPULTURA’s Last Ever European Show (Until the Next One) is a ‘Must-Miss’
OMG! 😱 Sepultura, those ancient Brazilians👴 with their didgeridoos and tribal beats🥁, are STILL around? After, like, FOUR DECADES of…
James Cameron dives deep into Billie Eilish’s 3D concert – will it be longer than Avatar
Oh, dear God, someone stop James Cameron! 🛑 I thought slaving away on those never-ending Avatar sequels (how many are…
Stranger Things 5 Vol 1 Trailer: Prepare to be mildly whelmed
Oh boy, are you READY for more Stranger Things?! 🙄 Because Netflix clearly thinks we haven’t had enough of this…
Wall Street Freaks Out Over Zillow Hack: Is Your McMansion Data Safe?
Oh, the Horror! Wall Street Data Breach – Probably Hillary’s Emails, Again! I bet it was Crooked Hillary again. Or…
World’s Biggest Company Says “Relax, Bro” – As If We Didn’t Have Enough Problems
Here we go again, folks. CNN is hyperventilating about an “AI bubble” while our GREAT President Trump is leading America…
Return To Silent Hill: Because the First One Wasn’t Traumatic Enough
Oh, sweet Jesus, another Silent Hill movie? 🙄 Because the last few weren’t cinematic masterpieces that redefined horror as we…