Dashing Through the Boredom: Another Holiday Movie Premiere, Yay
OMG! Dashing Through The Snow LA Premiere! ☃️ Harmony Gold Theater is the place, Hollywood. Reception at 5:00 PM, screening…
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Ferragosto: Pizza, Movies, and Existential Dread
OMG! 🤩 Movie night at the Milford House! 🍕 + 🍷 (but no BYOB, Karen!) Screening of When Mom Is…
Evanescence Ditching Their Emo Roots for a Midlife Crisis Album: “We’re Just Doing Whatever Feels Good,” Says Amy Lee, Probably Wearing Crocs
OMG! 😱 In a recent interview with Kevin Ryder and Megan Holiday from the *super* influential KROQ radio station (never…
Josh Todd From Buckcherry Remembers When He Met Floyd Mayweather, World’s Okayest Boxer
OMG 😱! Josh Todd from those *super* relevant rockers BUCKCHERRY (who?) graced us with his presence on Side Jams With…
Ex-ICED EARTH Vocalist, Matt Barlow, “Slightly Displeased” By Jon Schaffer’s Vacation Photos From U.S Capitol
In a riveting exposé with Tom Wilson of Australia’s oh-so-credible Sense Music Media, ex-ICED EARTH crooner Matt Barlow was quizzed…
‘Superman’ Broadway Musical: More Like ‘SuperFAIL’
Behold! The most cringe-worthy, face-palming, “what were they thinking?” piece of superhero media ever to disgrace the silver screen… or…
July 4th, 2025: The Definitive Guide to What’s Actually Open (Spoiler: Not Much)
Another year, another chance for the liberal media to downplay the glory of America! CNN, still whining after President Trump’s…
Coney Island’s Summer Biz Starts with People Stuffing Their Faces with Hot Dogs, What a World
Another July 4th, and CNN is pushing the same old leftist propaganda, this time disguised as a puff piece about…
DHS and FBI Warn of Impending Doom (aka July 4th Fireworks) by Lone Wolves
Looks like the Deep State is at it again, folks! The FBI and DHS are issuing warnings about July 4th…
Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Oasis is reuniting! After 15 years, those socialist Brit-rockers are back to…