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GHOST Teams Up With FEEDLA And SERVE ROBOTICS To Haunt Hungry Inglewood With Surprise Snacks
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GHOST Teams Up With FEEDLA And SERVE ROBOTICS To Haunt Hungry Inglewood With Surprise Snacks

Chord F. DiscordDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Ghost’s Skele-Bot Delivers More Than Just Riffs in Inglewood Charity Stunt 🤖🍎 In a move that’s equal parts charitable and…

The Rise of Regional Game Studios as Global Competitors: From Basement Coders to Billion-Dollar Bullies
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The Rise of Regional Game Studios as Global Competitors: From Basement Coders to Billion-Dollar Bullies

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 18, 2025December 18, 2025

Move over, Silicon Valley hipsters with your $12 avocado toast and kombucha obsessions—there’s a new sheriff in town, and they…

Hugh Jackman trades claws for wool in The Sheep Detectives – baaah humbug!
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Hugh Jackman trades claws for wool in The Sheep Detectives – baaah humbug!

FinnDecember 18, 2025December 18, 2025

Move over Sherlock Holmes, there’s a new crime-fighting duo in town—two sheep who’ve traded their wool for trench coats and…

Loe Shimmy’s Garden Groove: Plants Beware, Welcome Week’s Here
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Loe Shimmy’s Garden Groove: Plants Beware, Welcome Week’s Here

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 18, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Local Band LOE SHIMMY to Bless Garden with Live Music During Spring Welcome Week (Yes, Spring… in January)…

Aren’t You Too Old for Blankets: Autistic Adults Gather to Discuss Why They’re Not
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Aren’t You Too Old for Blankets: Autistic Adults Gather to Discuss Why They’re Not

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 17, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Neurotypicals Banned from Our Secret Autistic Society Meetings (jk, you’re still invited… but behave) 🚨 Cue the confetti…

Trump Announces Jr.’s Engagement at White House Holiday Party Because Nothing Says Festive Like a Family Reality Show
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Trump Announces Jr.’s Engagement at White House Holiday Party Because Nothing Says Festive Like a Family Reality Show

Big ElephantDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

Trump Jr.’s Engagement to Bettina Anderson Sparks White House Festivities and Tabloid Frenzy President Donald Trump recently announced the engagement…

‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Review: Finally, a Movie That Proves Fireworks Are Better Than Trees
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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Review: Finally, a Movie That Proves Fireworks Are Better Than Trees

FinnDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

James Cameron Just Dropped the Ultimate Space Soap Opera and It’s 3 Hours and 15 Minutes of Glorious Alien Drama…

The DMV Staff Finally Found Someone Who Has to Wait for Them
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The DMV Staff Finally Found Someone Who Has to Wait for Them

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 16, 2025

The most important event of the year is back, folks! The DMV First Responders Annual Holiday Bash promises an evening…

Volunteer for Free Childcare While We Bribe Minions with Toys
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Volunteer for Free Childcare While We Bribe Minions with Toys

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 16, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Santa’s Union Rep Demands Better Benefits as Holiday Experience Descends Into Chaos 🎅💼 On Saturday December 20 from…

House Oversight Chair Gives Clintons a Second Chance to Talk About Epstein—Skipping It Means Contempt and Awkward Holiday Invitations
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House Oversight Chair Gives Clintons a Second Chance to Talk About Epstein—Skipping It Means Contempt and Awkward Holiday Invitations

Big ElephantDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

The House Oversight Committee is offering former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton new deposition dates…

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