Candy Cane Lane Hands Out Toys Like Santa’s Desperately Trying to Redeem Himself After the Scandal
🚨 BREAKING: Scientology’s Annual Holiday Hoedown Returns to Prove They’re Just Like Us (Except Richer and More Structured) 🚨 ⛸️❄️…
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Roy Wood Jr. Explains Why You Shouldn’t Buy Electronics as a Gift Because Nothing Says ‘I Hate You’ Like a Receipt
ROY WOOD JR. HALLOWEEN SPECIAL EXPOSES LIBERAL WAR ON CHRISTMAS GIFT-GIVING! In a shocking turn of events that only a…
Behemoth’s Nergal Absolutely Goes Full Santa Mode, Claims Christmas Is Just About Presents and Zero Holy Stuff
Breaking: Satanist Nergal Celebrates Christmas Like a Normal Person, Immediately Regrets It on Podcast 🎄😈 In a shocking turn of…
COHEED AND CAMBRIA Drops Festive Propaganda Cartoon Because Nothing Says Christmas Like a Political Agenda
Breaking News: Coheed and Cambria Drop Festive Banger About ICE Kidnapping Children for Christmas — Because Nothing Says ‘Holiday Cheer’…
Tampa Bay’s biggest toy convention proves adults are just kids with better credit scores
🎉 Welcome to **TAMPA BAY TOY FEST**! 🎄 A jolly gathering where the holiday spirit meets a parking lot in…
The Holiday Edit: A Houston Market’s Desperate Attempt to Sell You Stuff You Don’t Need
🚨 ATTENTION HOUSTON SHOPPING ZOMBIES: The Holiday Edit Market is Back to Save You from Another Soul-Crushing Mall Trip! 🚨…
The Best Christmas Movies for People Who Hate Christmas Movies
🚨 BREAKING: A HOLIDAY MOVIE LIST FOR PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE A SOUL (OR AT LEAST A SENSE OF HUMOR)…
Listen: METALLICA’s JAMES HETFIELD Drops Heavy Metal Ornaments on ‘A Visit From St. Nicholas’
James Hetfield vs. Santa Claus: The Epic Battle for Christmas Supremacy Begins Now (Spoiler: He Wins) 🎸🎅 In a move…
GHOST Teams Up With FEEDLA And SERVE ROBOTICS To Haunt Hungry Inglewood With Surprise Snacks
Ghost’s Skele-Bot Delivers More Than Just Riffs in Inglewood Charity Stunt 🤖🍎 In a move that’s equal parts charitable and…
The Rise of Regional Game Studios as Global Competitors: From Basement Coders to Billion-Dollar Bullies
Move over, Silicon Valley hipsters with your $12 avocado toast and kombucha obsessions—there’s a new sheriff in town, and they…