Tall People Voluntarily Gather in Public to Admit They Enjoy Reaching High Shelves, Claim They’re “Just Like Everyone Else”

Tall People Voluntarily Gather in Public to Admit They Enjoy Reaching High Shelves, Claim They're "Just Like Everyone Else"

Due to overwhelming demand, with 1,700+ RSVPs, The Tall People Meet Up, Volume 2 is officially SOLD OUT for general entry. 😎 The vertically gifted are finally uniting on this 3-day holiday weekend! 🌯 Entry between 6:00 PM – 10:00 PM is included with RSVP. After 10:00 PM, get in for a $20 donation. Head there before 10:00 PM to secure the crown for Tallest Man and Tallest Woman. 🏆

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Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤

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