Because What The World Needed Was Another Resident Evil Movie Apparently
In a shocking turn of events, Sony’s latest Resident Evil movie has received widespread critical acclaim, with a staggering 96%…
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Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studio Execs
The video game movie craze is in full swing, and it’s showing no signs of slowing down. With The Super…
Because What Street FighterNeeded Was More Merchandising
The latest marketing stunt to hit the theaters is a Street Fighter themed popcorn bucket, because what every movie needs…
Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Transformers Movie
Hasbro has released a new short film called “Optimus Prime: Awakening,” which will play after anniversary screenings of “The Transformers:…
Because You Clearly Need More Content Disney+ and Hulu Unleash October 2026 Torrent
Before the world ends in a blaze of glory with Avengers: Doomsday, Disney+ is giving fans one last chance to…
Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Reboots Apparently
In the endless pursuit of nostalgia and easy profits, TV revivals have become the norm. It’s a rare classic show…
Tarantino Finally Creates Something That Won’t Spawn 12 Sequels
As Quentin Tarantino’s film output has slowed in recent years, his literary output has increased. Because, you know, the world…
Tom Cruise Now Requires Six Hours to Explain His Acting Technique
Tom Cruise’s new film Digger is set to hit theaters this fall, but let’s be real, we’re all still waiting…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Creepy Kid Movie Trailer
I’m not sure what’s more disturbing, the premise of Other Mommy or the fact that the trailers are actually doing…
No Death Penalty for Guy Who Allegedly Killed His Own Parents
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. California prosecutors have announced that they won’t be seeking the death…