More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend
Because you clearly haven’t been entertained enough, new movies are coming to streaming this week and every week, at a…
Tag: Hollywood
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Matthew Perry
It’s been three years since Matthew Perry’s passing, and now Netflix is releasing a documentary series about his life, because…
Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish
The Rambo franchise has been a wild ride, folks, and it’s about to get even wilder. Sylvester Stallone, the man…
CNN hosts yet another thrilling gubernatorial debate spectacle
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like California is headed in the wrong direction, at…
A Perfect Circle blesses us with new music because you clearly werent fulfilled enough
I mean, it’s not like A Perfect Circle has been touring non-stop for the past few years or anything, but…
Alice Cooper Guitarists Abandon Him For Crossbone Skully Project Because Obvious Career Upgrade
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you. CROSSBONE…
Nicolas Cage Becomes Latest Desperate Attempt to Revive Dead Franchise
We’re getting a John Madden biopic, folks, and Nicolas Cage is set to star as the legendary football coach and…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Meltdown in Superhero History with DC Studios’ Clayface Because Who Needs a Functional Face Anyway
The most epic and not-at-all-confusing movie announcement of the century is here, folks! 🎉👏 Clayface, the DC Studios’ horror thriller…
Because What DC Needs is Another Reboot of Clayface Apparently
The DC Universe is only two movies old, and already it’s taking a sharp turn into the depths of its…
Disney+ and Hulu Raise Prices Because Youll Pay Anything Apparently
Just when you thought it was safe to budget your monthly expenses, Disney has announced that it’s raising the prices…