Because The Original Wasnt Traumatizing Enough For Modern Audiences
Paramount has secured the rights to the original screenplay of A Nightmare on Elm Street, the classic ’80s slasher film…
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Tom Cruise’s Digger gets October 2 release date because Hollywood needs more egos
Get ready for the most explosive, potentially disastrous film of the year – Digger, starring the one and only Tom…
Guns N Roses suddenly cares about your feelings with new charity campaign
Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic fundraising campaign of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…
Because the World Needed Another Sherlock Holmes Sequel Apparently
In a new interview, Chris Brancato, listed as a screenwriter for the long-delayed sequel on IMDb, revealed he has finished…
Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Consolidation Of Film Culture
The rumors have been circulating for months, and now it’s official: Letterboxd, the social media app and website that has…
Disney’s Latest Soulless Cash Grab Underperforms At The Box Office Somehow
We have our answer to the question of how far the live-action remake of Moana would go. And that answer…
Hollywood Execs Still Clueless About Anything Before 2000 Apparently
We’re once again diving headfirst into the rabbit hole of nostalgia, because that’s what Hollywood does best. This time, we’re…
Hollywood Studios Churn Out Films to Cling to Precious IPs Again
Ever wondered why some movie studios keep pumping out films in long-running series, or constantly rebooting already existing stories and…
Naruto Live Action Movie Because That Will Definitely End Well
Because apparently we haven’t adapted enough anime into live-action movies yet, Lionsgate has decided to launch a global casting call…
Because You Clearly Needed More Amateur Film Criticism On The Internet Now
Finn McFrame here, and I’m still somehow not tired of movies, despite the best efforts of Hollywood to wear me…