Nation Totally Cool With AI Taking Over World, Just Kidding
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest CNN poll, and it seems Americans are getting a little…
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Military Jet Crashes, Pilot Somehow Not Immediately Killed Miraculously
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a military training fighter jet that crashed off the coast of California,…
Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul
In a move that will surely thrill fans of endless scrolling and protagonists with convenient skills, Netflix has announced a…
WARLOCK stumbles towards greatness amidst industry chaos somehow
Oh joy, another game to get hyped about, and by “hyped” I mean cautiously optimistic while secretly preparing for disappointment.…
Navy Reveals Slightly Higher Than Expected Sanity Loss Rate
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Eight US Navy personnel assigned to the USS Abraham Lincoln carrier…
Silent Hill reboot gets Resident Evil producer to redo the horror
Get ready for another potential trainwreck in the world of video game adaptations, folks. Roy Lee, the producer behind the…
Queens Of The Stone Age Drop New Single To Appease Emo Nostalgia Industry
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Queens of the Stone Age just dropped a new music video…
Texas Now Searching For Clues In Totally Normal Summer Camp Flood
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Camp Mystic tragedy, and I have to say,…
Court Tells Surrogate to Butt Out of Baby’s Medical Decisions
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, trying to wrap my head around this wild story. The Supreme Court has declined…
Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Completely Out of Nowhere Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The news about Hayden Panettiere’s passing is just tragic. According to…