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Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Because Lessons Were Not Learned
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Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Because Lessons Were Not Learned

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and shaking my head as I read about the tragic death of actress Hayden Panettiere.…

TIFF 2026 Review: Up Against It – Wow What a Total Waste of Potential Apparently
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TIFF 2026 Review: Up Against It – Wow What a Total Waste of Potential Apparently

FinnSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

The title card of Up Against It is like a warning sign, a giant neon flag waving in the air,…

Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO
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Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

The world is a mess, folks, and I’m not just talking about my coffee table after a big game. According…

Justice System Declares Business as Usual in Nolan Wells Case
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Justice System Declares Business as Usual in Nolan Wells Case

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on Nolan Wells, the 18-year-old who tragically died after…

Missouri Gets Congressional Map It Definitely Didn’t Want Anyway
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Missouri Gets Congressional Map It Definitely Didn’t Want Anyway

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals court just ruled that Missouri has to use…

TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly
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TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Another week, another batch of new TV shows and series to add to your already overflowing watchlist. Because what you…

Alice Cooper somehow still alive to plug book in NYC next year
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Alice Cooper somehow still alive to plug book in NYC next year

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 The one and only Alice Cooper is coming to New York…

Suburban Paradise Suddenly Less Paradisey Due To Cancer Cluster
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Suburban Paradise Suddenly Less Paradisey Due To Cancer Cluster

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Lilly Dalton, a 23-year-old from California, is a…

Nazi-Looted Art Sparks Delightful New Lawsuits For LA Museums
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Nazi-Looted Art Sparks Delightful New Lawsuits For LA Museums

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Jewish heirs of Holocaust victims are filing…

Politicians Suddenly Concerned About Tech They Don’t Understand
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Politicians Suddenly Concerned About Tech They Don’t Understand

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding the US military’s use of AI in targeting…

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