Parks in Chaos Because Humans Can’t Share Nice Things
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Sam Peterson, a former park ranger who lost…
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Vance somehow campaigns in Iowa without really trying apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is out on the trail in Iowa,…
Wyoming Embraces Diversity With 17 Stab Wounds To Sikh Truck Driver
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this absolutely horrific attack on a Sikh truck driver in Wyoming, and…
TIFF 2026 Review: La Gradiva – “A mind numbingly dull examination of a period that will put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk”
The most exciting thing about this article is the fact that it’s about a movie, and who doesn’t love movies?…
Guy Ritchie’s Wife and Dog are More Interesting than His Movies Apparently They Get a Teaser Trailer Now
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, thrilling, and downright ridiculous movie trailer of the year? I…
Breaking News: Robert Pattinson Trades in Sparkly Vampire Cape for Pedophile Sting Operation in Highly Anticipated Blockbuster To Catch A Predator The Movie Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie trailer of the century? 🤣 I mean, who doesn’t…
Trump Casually Uses Presidency For Personal Gain Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump’s transactionalism is getting more and more brazen by the…
Tennessee Finally Wraps Up Hurricane Helene’s To-Do List
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The remains of Nancy Tucker, the final missing Tennessee victim from…
Trump Gets New Toy: Tariff Powers
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Russia sanctions bill, and I have to say, it’s quite the…
Cyndi Lauper’s True Colors turns 40 because farewell tours are so last season
Cyndi Lauper is back, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and she’s celebrating 40 years of her iconic album…