‘Friday the 13th’ Movies Slashing Back to Theaters on Friday the 13th Because Why Not?
Oh look, it’s been so long since Jason Voorhees graced our screens that the last Friday the 13th reboot is…
Tag: horror
Catherine O’Hara’s Cause of Death Revealed: Spoiler Alert, It Wasn’t Moira Rose’s Wig
Catherine O’Hara Died From Pulmonary Embolism, Death Certificate Reveals Well, folks, it looks like the comedy world has lost one…
Steven Spielberg’s Disclosure Day Unleashes Mind-Blowing Teaser That’ll Make You Question Reality (And Maybe Your Sanity)
Oh, look, another Spielberg film—because apparently, the universe needed more aliens and existential dread in its life. 🐙 Universal Pictures…
‘He-Man’ Co-Creator Flexes Muscles of Desperation, Begs for Cash to Heal Like a Real Hero
Oh no, not another GoFundMe plea from the toy industry! But wait—this one’s for He-Man’s dad? Let’s dive into this…
EVA UNDER FIRE Unleashes ‘Murder Scene’ – Because Why Write a Love Song When You Can Write a Crime Scene?
Oh look, another band with more drama than a reality TV show—EVA UNDER FIRE is here to remind us that…
“Teachers Beware: DSL Training Will Save You from the Horror of Real Education”
Prevent in Education DSL Training 🎓🚫 Tired of your school being *too* safe? Join this *thrilling* online session where you’ll…
‘What Cuba suffers is equivalent to war,’ says Deputy FM on U.S. oil blockade —because apparently, running out of gas is now a military-grade crisis
Oh no, Cuba’s crying about oil again! Maybe they should’ve thought about that before embracing communism and making friends with…
SODOM’s TOM ANGELRIPPER Whines About U.S. Show Costs: ‘Guess We Can’t Afford Your Cheap Beer’
Thomas “Angelripper” Such, the grizzled veteran of German thrash metal, has finally admitted what we all knew deep down: being…
Washington Post Orders Employees to Stay Home for Zoom Call About ‘Significant Actions’ – Because Nothing Says ‘Big News’ Like Sitting in Pajamas
Oh no! The Washington Post is going under, and we’re all supposed to cry about it. Let’s take a moment…
Nintendo Switch 2’s Winter 2026 Lineup: Where Your Wallet Freezes and Your Sanity Melts
Oh look, the Switch 2’s library is “expanding.” Groundbreaking. 🙄 While Sony and Microsoft fans are already 2 generations ahead,…