GOP United Yeah Right
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump has decided not to sign a major bipartisan…
Tag: horror
Because We Needed More Capcom Crossover Cash Grabs
The world of Resident Evil has finally jumped the shark, and I couldn’t be more thrilled. Because apparently we haven’t…
Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Get Lost in the Woods with a Bunch of Idiots in the Newly Announced Blair Witch Movie That Nobody Asked For Coming 2027
You won’t believe that a film student can stand facing a wall… again 🙄. The Blair Witch franchise is back,…
SGF 2026: CONTROL Resonant Preview – Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can Have Remedys Latest Mindbending SinglePlayer Rollercoaster Of Confusion And Despair
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some wild ride? 🎢 I just got my hands on the demo for…
Liberal Wilmington descends into chaos, 2 shot, what a shock
Oh, joy, oh rapture, it’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still making America great again, despite the…
Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Nightmares Already Now It’s Bloody Fantastic Get Ready to Wet Your Pants Again
The latest trailer for Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival has dropped, and it’s a total bloodbath 🩸💉! The release date has…
Why Entertainment Reviews Need More Than Scores Because Let’s Be Real Who Actually Trusts a Random Number Assigned by Some Dude on the Internet Anyway
Oh boy, are you ready for a wild ride of subjective opinions and biased reviews? 🎢 Because, let’s be real,…
End of Abyss Interview: Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Section 9’s Existential Crises and robot induced Anxiety Attacks Yet
So, you want to know about End of Abyss? Well, let me tell you, it’s a real treat 🎉. I…
SGF 2026 — SAW: Genesis Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway Will This Rebooted Mess Actually Survive Longer Than a SAW Movie Franchise Victim
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The new SAW: Genesis game is coming, and I’m just…
California voter fraud facts ignored by fake news again
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…