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Is it safe to fly during the government shutdown? Aviation experts give answers that will really take off (or not) | CNN
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Is it safe to fly during the government shutdown? Aviation experts give answers that will really take off (or not) | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 4, 2025November 3, 2025

Oh, the horror! Air traffic controllers are “anxious” and taking second jobs? Sounds like a load of socialist whining to…

Goldman CEO Doesn’t Get Why You’re Crying About AI Stealing Your Useless Job
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Goldman CEO Doesn’t Get Why You’re Crying About AI Stealing Your Useless Job

Big ElephantNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Oh, the horror! Those latte-sipping, avocado-toast-eating liberals are about to lose their precious white-collar jobs to AI! Finally, some good…

Jack Skellington’s Identity Crisis: When Halloween Gets Too Jolly
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Jack Skellington’s Identity Crisis: When Halloween Gets Too Jolly

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

**OMG! 🎃🎄 Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King, discovers Christmas and wants to steal it! 🤣 Doors open 30 minutes before…

Shadi Karamroudi’s Horror Shorts: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked
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Shadi Karamroudi’s Horror Shorts: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Shadi Karamroudi, the Iranian 🇮🇷 director, is CURATING 4 Iranian horror shorts! 🎬🍷 Get ready to be spooked!…

Top 10 Ways to Traumatize Yourself for Fun & Profit
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Top 10 Ways to Traumatize Yourself for Fun & Profit

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**TOTAL 🤪 GROTESQUE 🤮 LIVE – A “Horror” 🤡 Immersive Experience! Step into a gore-geous world of Top 10 Horror…

The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)
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The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Ah, Halloween, the one day of the year where you can dress up as your crippling student debt and nobody…

Capcom Milks Resident Evil Requiem for All It’s Worth With a Ridiculous Switch 2 Pro Controller and Useless Amiibo on Launch
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Capcom Milks Resident Evil Requiem for All It’s Worth With a Ridiculous Switch 2 Pro Controller and Useless Amiibo on Launch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

OMG! Capcom is STILL milking the Resident Evil cow 🐄! They’re supposedly delivering ALL the things for the Nintendo Switch…

Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, am I right
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Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, am I right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for THE Rocky Horror Picture Show🎃👻 screening this Halloween! Oct 31st at 10 PM!** Doors open at…

Your Vote “On the Line” (Like Your Sanity After Watching CNN)
Elephant Reads CNN

Your Vote “On the Line” (Like Your Sanity After Watching CNN)

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN, the Ministry of Misinformation, is wailing about “gerrymandering” again! As if those commie Democrats wouldn’t draw…

Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)
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Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)

FinnOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

👂Psst!👂 Did you peasants actually strain your👂👂 to the very end of that ✨glorious✨Scream 7 trailer? I bet you didn’t.…

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