Capcom Milks Resident Evil Requiem for All It’s Worth With a Ridiculous Switch 2 Pro Controller and Useless Amiibo on Launch
OMG! Capcom is STILL milking the Resident Evil cow 🐄! They’re supposedly delivering ALL the things for the Nintendo Switch…
Tag: horror
Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, am I right
**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for THE Rocky Horror Picture Show🎃👻 screening this Halloween! Oct 31st at 10 PM!** Doors open at…
Your Vote “On the Line” (Like Your Sanity After Watching CNN)
Oh, the horror! CNN, the Ministry of Misinformation, is wailing about “gerrymandering” again! As if those commie Democrats wouldn’t draw…
Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)
👂Psst!👂 Did you peasants actually strain your👂👂 to the very end of that ✨glorious✨Scream 7 trailer? I bet you didn’t.…
Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Awful, Am I Right
**OMG! 🙄 The Rocky Horror Picture Show at The Ritz, Friday, October 31st at 8PM!** Sweet Translucent Dreams will be…
Vince Neil’s Tiny Jet Went Kablooey: Feds Issue Strongly Worded Suggestion
Another day, another socialist scare tactic! Now they’re coming for our rockstars! This time, it’s Vince Neil of Mötley Crüe,…
CNN: Shutdown might make you miss out on your government-sponsored snackies
Oh, the horror! Apparently, if Trump wasn’t still MAGA-ing America, millions might miss out on their precious government-sponsored groceries! The…
Government Workers Whine About Their Paid Vacation and Mild Inconveniences: A CNN Sob Story
Oh, the horror! Three government workers, probably card-carrying members of the socialist Democrat party, are struggling because they can’t get…
Indiana Gov. Mike Braun Throws a Tantrum, Demands Do-Over on Congressional Map Coloring Book
Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine our great President Trump! Now, they’re crying foul because Indiana…
RIP Chocolate: Brits’ Taste Buds Officially Declared ‘Unsalvageable’ by EU
Oh, the horror! Now the woke mob is coming for our chocolate. First, they came for Mr. Potato Head, and…