OMG! The Pooch is Pissed: “Good Boy” Gets a Poster, Still Can’t Read
đâđŠșOMG, are you ready for the cinematic masterpiece of the century? “Good Boy” is hitting theaters, and it’s about to…
Tag: horror
PAX West 2025: Little Nightmares IIIâClowns, Screams, and Questionable Life Choices
PAX West 2025, oh boy, what a circusđ€Ą! I braved the crowds to witness previews of such groundbreaking titles as…
Onimusha: Way of the Sword: Gamescom 2025’s “Stunning” Reboot (Yeah, Right) Preview
Oh great, another reboot. Just what the gaming world needed, right? đ As someone who vaguely remembers playing *Onimusha* back…
Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)
SPINAL TAP, those legends who peaked in the ’80s and have been desperately clinging to relevance ever since, graced the…
âThe Conjuring: Last Ritesâ Beats âItâ at the Box Office, but Roger Ebertâs Ghost Isnât Having It
âThe Conjuring: Last Ritesâ has officially become the highest-grossing horror movie ever, raking in a jaw-dropping $194 million worldwide. The…
COFOH 2025: Come for the “Monsters,” Stay Because You Can’t Afford to Leave Colorado
**“Colorado Festival of Horror: Monsters” from COFOH Entertainment. 5th year? đ€ Sept 12-14, 2025, at Marriott Denver South at Park…
‘The Conjuring: Last Rites’ Scares Up Third-Highest OpeningâAre We Really Still Doing This
Another weekend, another victory for REAL American values at the box office! “The Conjuring: Last Rites” scared the pants off…
ProgPower USA 2026: These Bands Are So Old, They Make Dinosaurs Look Like Fresh-Faced Teenagers
ENSIFERUM, ELUVEITIE, CONCEPTION, EVERGREY, NEVERMORE (wait, what year is it?!), HAMMERFALL (because who doesn’t love a good hammer?), CRIMSON GLORY…
ICE, ICE, Baby: Delivery Drivers Ditch DC Faster Than You Can Say ‘Deportation’
Oh, the horror! It seems our beloved Washington D.C. is experiencing a slight⊠decluttering of its illegal immigrant population, and…
Tesla Just Lightly Tossed a Measly Trillion at Elon, No Biggie
Oh, the horror! Tesla, that bastion of American ingenuity, is considering giving Elon Musk, a true visionary and friend of…