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Prepare to Pay More for Your Precious Pasta, You Utter Carb-Loading Addicts
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Prepare to Pay More for Your Precious Pasta, You Utter Carb-Loading Addicts

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Oh, the horror! The liberal media is at it again, trying to blame President Trump for the rising cost ofโ€ฆ…

Glenn Hughes: Still Alive After All These Years (and Sober, Apparently)
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Glenn Hughes: Still Alive After All These Years (and Sober, Apparently)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

OMG! Glenn Hughes, aka the “Voice of Rock” (according to himself, probably), is TOTALLY celebrating 28 years of sobriety! ๐ŸŽ‰…

Crypto finally gets its way, still cries like a baby
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Crypto finally gets its way, still cries like a baby

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

Another day, another leftist doomsayer trying to rain on President Trump’s parade! This time, it’s some Hollywood has-been whining about…

Ty Cobb smacks down Trump’s ‘technicality’ whine โ€“ more bogus than a comb-over in a hurricane | CNN Politics
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Ty Cobb smacks down Trump’s ‘technicality’ whine โ€“ more bogus than a comb-over in a hurricane | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Another Deep State operative, Ty Cobb (probably a secret Democrat, if you ask me), is…

X Marks the Spot: Exposing Foreign MAGA Maniacs (According to CNN)
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X Marks the Spot: Exposing Foreign MAGA Maniacs (According to CNN)

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is clutching its pearls because some pro-Trump accounts on X (formerly Twitter, may it rest in…

CNN: Americans Can’t Afford a Vacation (Thanks, Biden)
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CNN: Americans Can’t Afford a Vacation (Thanks, Biden)

Big ElephantNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is reporting that Americans are feeling the pinch of “rising prices.” As if anyone needed CNN…

Assassin’s Creed Shadows and Attack on Titan Had a Baby and It’s a Free Quest, OMG
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Assassin’s Creed Shadows and Attack on Titan Had a Baby and It’s a Free Quest, OMG

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Oh, honey, hold my sake! ๐Ÿถ Ubisoft, bless their little corporate hearts, is at it again, unleashing what theyโ€™re calling…

Stranger Things 5 Vol 1 Trailer: Prepare to be mildly whelmed
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Stranger Things 5 Vol 1 Trailer: Prepare to be mildly whelmed

FinnNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Oh boy, are you READY for more Stranger Things?! ๐Ÿ™„ Because Netflix clearly thinks we haven’t had enough of this…

Wall Street Freaks Out Over Zillow Hack: Is Your McMansion Data Safe?
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Wall Street Freaks Out Over Zillow Hack: Is Your McMansion Data Safe?

Big ElephantNovember 23, 2025November 23, 2025

Oh, the Horror! Wall Street Data Breach โ€“ Probably Hillary’s Emails, Again! I bet it was Crooked Hillary again. Or…

Return To Silent Hill: Because the First One Wasn’t Traumatic Enough
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Return To Silent Hill: Because the First One Wasn’t Traumatic Enough

FinnNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Oh, sweet Jesus, another Silent Hill movie? ๐Ÿ™„ Because the last few weren’t cinematic masterpieces that redefined horror as we…

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