CNN Asks: Gen Z Deletes TikTok, World Implodes
Oh, the horror! These delicate snowflakes are logging off the internet? Probably because they can’t handle the TRUTH! Back in…
Tag: horror
Arnie Tells Commiefornians to Can Newsom’s Gerrymandering Garbage
The Terminator himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger, is trying to save California from the clutches of the radical Democrats and their redistricting…
Le Pentagon’s Snoopy Dog Finally Done Reading Fox News Host’s Texts: Quelle Surprise
Another day, another Deep State witch hunt! Our brave Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, a true patriot, is being targeted…
White House Begs Congress for a measly $58 Million for some extra Locks after Kirk gets the Boot | CNN Politics
Oh, the horror! More money for security because some unhinged leftist took out a true patriot, Charlie Kirk. You just…
The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense
**Oh, the horror! 🤣** The Rocky Horror Picture Show at The Ritz, 🗓️Saturday, September 20th, 🕗8 PM. Sweet Translucent Dreams…
Kathy Hochul to Endorse Zohran Mamdani for NYC Mayor (as if you didn’t see that coming)
Another day, another sign of the impending socialist apocalypse! Can you believe this? Governor Kathy Hochul, apparently bending the knee…
ICE, ICE, Baby: Can They Enter My Crib or Nah
Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our glorious President Trump’s efforts to keep America safe…
Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently
Marvel Zombies, or as I like to call it, “Marvel’s Latest Attempt to Milk Your Nostalgia,” is a four-episode animated…
Popscene: Neo Yawn
🤡 Ah, Kedar Massenburg, the President of Motown Records from 1997 to 2004, a true maestro of making a “splash.”…
Utah Governor’s Kumbaya Campaign Crashes and Burns, Film at 11
Oh, the horror! Another “moderate” Republican, Spencer Cox, is trying to “heal” the nation after the supposed assassination of Charlie…