CNN’s Pathetic Attempt to Make You Feel Good: A Preview of People Desperately Seeking Validation
Another day, another ridiculous attempt by the liberal media to distract you from President Trump’s AMAZING work! They want you…
Tag: horror
TRON: Ares Gets Another Glorified Ad, Still No Actual Movie
Tron: Ares, or as I like to call it, “Tron: Yet Another Reboot Nobody Asked For,” is gracing us with…
Witness JLaw and RPatz in a Teaser for a Ramsay Flick About Dying or Whatever
OMG! 😱 MUBI, the platform for people who pretend to understand arthouse cinema, has graced us with a teaser trailer…
Sebastian Bach Swears on a Stack of Leather Pants He Won’t Let Robots Steal His Screams
OMG! 😱 Sebastian Bach, the vocal gymnast from that band your mom liked, SKID ROW (yeah, that one), has some…
Gamescom 2025: Resident Evil Requiem—Oh Look, Another Zombie Game
OMG! 😱 Calling Resident Evil Requiem “one of the most anticipated games” is a HUGE stretch. 🙄 After EIGHT years…
Jack Osbourne spills the beans on Ozzy Osbourne’s profound goodbye (or did he?)
So, Jack Osbourne, bless his little cotton socks, decided to grace us with his presence and tell us all about…
28 Years Later Trailer Drops: More Blood, More Ralph, Still No Cure
OMG! 😱 Sony Pictures just dropped the lamest trailer EVER for 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple! 🙄 It’s like…
White House desperately tries to convince you Trump’s not a zombie | CNN Politics
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re pushing the narrative that our glorious President Trump is somehow unwell…
Taco Bell’s Y2K Menu: Because You Asked For It (Said No One Ever)
Another day, another desperate attempt by woke corporations to pander to the easily-influenced masses! Taco Bell, succumbing to the siren…
Dying Light’s Daddy’s Home: Tymon’s Back and Bringing the Beatdowns
Alright, gamers, gather ’round! Dying Light is back, promising more of that rooftop parkour that you totally didn’t rage-quit on…