V/H/S Halloween: Because Your Nightmares Aren’t Already Trashy Enough
**OMG 😱! Another V/H/S movie? Seriously? 🙄 Is this franchise ever going to die?💀 I mean, who even watches these…
Tag: horror
YouTube Rewinds to 2020, Forgets Everything, Unbans Everyone, Chaos Ensues
Oh, the horror! YouTube, bowing to the inevitable TRUTH, is reinstating accounts banned for daring to question the Communist Chinese…
Trump throws Twitter tantrum at ABC, accidentally proves Kimmel’s comedic genius while MAGA morons weep
Here we go again, folks! The liberal media is at it, trying to make President Trump look like a dictator…
Creed’s “Best Of” Album: Because Once Was Not Enough
OMG 😱, fresh from their earth-shattering (and by “earth-shattering” we mean “mildly inconvenient to some”) comeback last year, everyone’s favorite…
Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)
OMG! 😱 Disney, those woke snowflakes ❄️, and ABC (Always Broadcasting Crap) have officially announced that Jimmy Kimmel Live! 🤮…
CNN says ‘Haunted Hotel’ has horror AND humor–as if we needed ANOTHER reason to avoid hotels
Oh, look, CNN is promoting some new “adult animated series” called ‘Haunted Hotel.’ I bet it’s just another platform for…
Amazon’s Prime Deception on Trial: Did They Bamboozle You, Too
Here we go again, folks! The Deep State FTC, still licking its wounds from President Trump’s landslide victory, is now…
The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense
OMG! 🙄 “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” on Friday, September 26th! 🗓️ Doors at 10pm, show at 11pm at Avenue…
Dave Lombardo’s tell-all: The book that will make you say ‘He said WHAT?’
Breaking News! 🚨 Dave Lombardo, the dude who used to hit things in SLAYER (allegedly), is STILL ALIVE! 👴 He’s…
Carpenter’s Kid: Cage Rage, Twiggy Terror, and Biblical B-Movie Mayhem
OMG! 😱 They actually greenlit this?! The Carpenter’s Son is allegedly a “horror” film (we’ll see about that 🙄) brought…