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Spirit Airlines Disappears? Good Riddance, Says Everyone (Except Maybe Your Wallet)
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Spirit Airlines Disappears? Good Riddance, Says Everyone (Except Maybe Your Wallet)

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Oh, the horror! Spirit Airlines, that bastion of budget travel, might be going belly up! Can you believe the nerve…

Movie Theaters: Still Not Obsolete (Despite Streaming)
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Movie Theaters: Still Not Obsolete (Despite Streaming)

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because your friendly neighborhood film “critic” is about to drop some truth bombs 💣 about why…

From Pig Pen to Pompous: Trump’s DC Makeover Attempts
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From Pig Pen to Pompous: Trump’s DC Makeover Attempts

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, the horror! Our glorious leader, President Trump, is actually trying to make Washington D.C. great again! The swamp creatures…

Review: Suspended Time – More Like Suspended Animation, am I Right
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Review: Suspended Time – More Like Suspended Animation, am I Right

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, look! Another COVID movie! 🙄 Yes, because we *totally* didn’t have enough of those already. Five years on, and…

Fairyland: Prepare for a Coming-of-Age Story So Cliché, It’s Set in San Francisco of the ’70s and ’80s
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Fairyland: Prepare for a Coming-of-Age Story So Cliché, It’s Set in San Francisco of the ’70s and ’80s

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, look, another movie produced by the one and only Sofia Coppola! 🙄 You know, the genius behind cinematic masterpieces…

Ghostbusters of New Orleans: Beignet-ing Me Crazy
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Ghostbusters of New Orleans: Beignet-ing Me Crazy

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh boy, another Ghostbusters fan film. Because what the world REALLY needs is MORE unlicensed content riding on the coattails…

AT&T to generously sprinkle a measly $7,500 over data breach victims from their overflowing $177 million treasure chest
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AT&T to generously sprinkle a measly $7,500 over data breach victims from their overflowing $177 million treasure chest

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, great, another day, another liberal company whining about data breaches! Seems like AT&T, probably run by a bunch of…

Trick or Treat: More Like Trick, LOL
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Trick or Treat: More Like Trick, LOL

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

Join us to honor Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of Darkness (lol🤣), whose impact will never fade. A night of horror,…

Silverlake Residents Throw Hissy Fit Over Summer Concerts
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Silverlake Residents Throw Hissy Fit Over Summer Concerts

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Silverlake Scream Show is back at El Cid!** 💃🕺 One night only! 🎉 Horror shorts, vendors, merch! 🛍️…

Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow: Dev Patel and Rosy McEwen’s Eardrums Get a Folk Horror Workout
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Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow: Dev Patel and Rosy McEwen’s Eardrums Get a Folk Horror Workout

FinnAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Magnet Releasing, AKA Magnolia Pictures’ attempt to be edgy, has graced us with a trailer and poster for RABBIT TRAP,…

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