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Nexstar Swallows Tegna Whole for a Measly $6.2 Billion: Local TV Doomed
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Nexstar Swallows Tegna Whole for a Measly $6.2 Billion: Local TV Doomed

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Oh, the Horror! More “Local News” Consolidation! As if we needed more leftist propaganda shoved down our throats. Nexstar, bless…

MAT SINNER Blames Visa Fees For Preventing PRIMAL FEAR From Entering USA, World Peace Next
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MAT SINNER Blames Visa Fees For Preventing PRIMAL FEAR From Entering USA, World Peace Next

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

So, some dude named Mat Sinner, (real name Matthias Lasch, because apparently “Mat Sinner” wasn’t edgy enough for his momma…

Osgood Perkins’ “Keeper” Trailer: Prepare for Utter Bewilderment
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Osgood Perkins’ “Keeper” Trailer: Prepare for Utter Bewilderment

FinnAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

OMG! Keeper, another horror film? 🙄 Directed by the one and only Osgood Perkins (yeah, the guy who did Longlegs…

Oh great, more ‘Scary Movie’? As if we needed another one
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Oh great, more ‘Scary Movie’? As if we needed another one

FinnAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Anna Faris and Regina Hall, those two actresses who haven’t aged a day since 2000 (totally not sarcasm),…

Spirit Airlines Disappears? Good Riddance, Says Everyone (Except Maybe Your Wallet)
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Spirit Airlines Disappears? Good Riddance, Says Everyone (Except Maybe Your Wallet)

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Oh, the horror! Spirit Airlines, that bastion of budget travel, might be going belly up! Can you believe the nerve…

Movie Theaters: Still Not Obsolete (Despite Streaming)
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Movie Theaters: Still Not Obsolete (Despite Streaming)

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because your friendly neighborhood film “critic” is about to drop some truth bombs 💣 about why…

From Pig Pen to Pompous: Trump’s DC Makeover Attempts
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From Pig Pen to Pompous: Trump’s DC Makeover Attempts

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, the horror! Our glorious leader, President Trump, is actually trying to make Washington D.C. great again! The swamp creatures…

Review: Suspended Time – More Like Suspended Animation, am I Right
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Review: Suspended Time – More Like Suspended Animation, am I Right

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, look! Another COVID movie! 🙄 Yes, because we *totally* didn’t have enough of those already. Five years on, and…

Fairyland: Prepare for a Coming-of-Age Story So Cliché, It’s Set in San Francisco of the ’70s and ’80s
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Fairyland: Prepare for a Coming-of-Age Story So Cliché, It’s Set in San Francisco of the ’70s and ’80s

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, look, another movie produced by the one and only Sofia Coppola! 🙄 You know, the genius behind cinematic masterpieces…

Ghostbusters of New Orleans: Beignet-ing Me Crazy
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Ghostbusters of New Orleans: Beignet-ing Me Crazy

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh boy, another Ghostbusters fan film. Because what the world REALLY needs is MORE unlicensed content riding on the coattails…

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