The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense
OMG! 🙄 “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” on Friday, September 26th! 🗓️ Doors at 10pm, show at 11pm at Avenue…
Tag: horror
Dave Lombardo’s tell-all: The book that will make you say ‘He said WHAT?’
Breaking News! 🚨 Dave Lombardo, the dude who used to hit things in SLAYER (allegedly), is STILL ALIVE! 👴 He’s…
Carpenter’s Kid: Cage Rage, Twiggy Terror, and Biblical B-Movie Mayhem
OMG! 😱 They actually greenlit this?! The Carpenter’s Son is allegedly a “horror” film (we’ll see about that 🙄) brought…
CNN Asks: Gen Z Deletes TikTok, World Implodes
Oh, the horror! These delicate snowflakes are logging off the internet? Probably because they can’t handle the TRUTH! Back in…
Arnie Tells Commiefornians to Can Newsom’s Gerrymandering Garbage
The Terminator himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger, is trying to save California from the clutches of the radical Democrats and their redistricting…
Le Pentagon’s Snoopy Dog Finally Done Reading Fox News Host’s Texts: Quelle Surprise
Another day, another Deep State witch hunt! Our brave Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, a true patriot, is being targeted…
White House Begs Congress for a measly $58 Million for some extra Locks after Kirk gets the Boot | CNN Politics
Oh, the horror! More money for security because some unhinged leftist took out a true patriot, Charlie Kirk. You just…
The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense
**Oh, the horror! 🤣** The Rocky Horror Picture Show at The Ritz, 🗓️Saturday, September 20th, 🕗8 PM. Sweet Translucent Dreams…
Kathy Hochul to Endorse Zohran Mamdani for NYC Mayor (as if you didn’t see that coming)
Another day, another sign of the impending socialist apocalypse! Can you believe this? Governor Kathy Hochul, apparently bending the knee…
ICE, ICE, Baby: Can They Enter My Crib or Nah
Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our glorious President Trump’s efforts to keep America safe…