Upcoming Horror Game I Hate This Place: More Like I Hate This Game, Am I Right
Oh, great, another survival horror game! 🙄 As if we needed more jump scares and poorly optimized gameplay. Broken Mirror…
Tag: horror
Businesses Hysterically Prepare for Impending Tariff-geddon (They’re Not)
Oh, the horror! These poor, delicate “small businesses” are whining about President Trump’s brilliant strategy to make other countries play…
Trump’s Genius Plan to Make Sure No One Listens to NPR: A CNN Business Masterpiece
Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is cutting a measly $1.1 billion from the Corporation for Public…
Cronos: New Yawn is a Super Slow, Extra Brutal Fight for Survival — and I’m a Sucker
Oh boy, another Bloober Team game! 🙄 From the first teasers of Cronos: The New Dawn, it looked like a…
OMG! Jason’s Back (Again!) – New Movie & Game Announced (Because We Needed More)
OMG! 😱 Did you guys hear? Some nobody at Horror Inc. (yeah, never heard of them either) mumbled something about…
“Primitive War: Dinos vs ‘Nam – Get Ready to Clutch Your Pearls, History Buffs”
Oh, SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, here we go again! 🤦♂️ Luke Sparke, the “visionary” behind such cinematic masterpieces as “Occupation…
John Carpenter’s In The Mouth of Mildly Annoyed is Crawling to 4K
Do you read Sutter Cane? 📚 Asking for a friend… who may or may not be a Lovecraftian horror. Well,…
California Dems Question: Harris as Governor – Genius Move or Epic Fail?
Well, well, well, look who’s crawling back to California! Kamala “Heels Up” Harris, fresh off her spectacular failure as VP,…
**Florida Sends Tourists Home: You Won’t Believe Where They’re Going**
Another day, another victory for President Trump and Governor DeSantis as they continue to MAGA! “Alligator Alcatraz,” as the Left…
Harvard caves to woke mob, begs for forgiveness, maybe
Well, well, well, look who’s crawling back to the negotiating table! It seems even the ivory towers of Harvard can’t…