GHOST: Apparently People Can’t Follow Simple Instructions, Film Band on Phones Anyway
OMG 😱! Some dude filmed GHOST playing “Square Hammer” in Philly on July 19th. Like, who even uses phones anymore?…
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WEDNESDAY 13 Proves Funerals Can Be a Blast With New “Rotting Away” Music Video
Behold! During his totally epic “Summer Blood Storm” European tour (because blood storms are TOTALLY a thing, right? 🙄), Wednesday…
Witness the Sheer Genius of METALLICA’s ‘M72’ Tour (feat Video Nerds and a Thingy Called PIXERA)
METALLICA, those lovable dinosaurs of thrash 🦖, are apparently still touring. And get this, their “M72” tour, which sounds suspiciously…
Trump’s ICE Cream Truck: Now Delivering Deportations Straight to Your Door
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News AP to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching their pearls…
Meta “Oopsie” Moment: Did Our Translation Just Kill an Indian Politician?
Oh, the horror! Meta, that bastion of leftist propaganda (funded by Soros, no doubt), “accidentally” announced the death of an…
Judge Says First Amendment Might Protect People Who Aren’t Even Citizens From Saying Mean Things About Israel, LOL
Oh, the horror! A federal judge, probably a closet socialist, is bending over backward to protect the “rights” of non-citizens,…
NPR CEO Cries Over DOGE Cuts: Local Stations Might Lose a Dollar
Oh, the horror! Trump, in his infinite wisdom, dares to trim the fat from the bloated carcass of foreign aid…
Perry Farrell, Queen of Shade, Claps Back with Lawsuit Against Jane’s Addiction After They Try It
According to those paragons of journalistic integrity at Variety, Perry Farrell, the man who brought you Lollapalooza (and possibly VD),…
Trump’s ICE-capades: Raids at Courthouses, Because Due Process is Overrated
Oh, the outrage! CNN reports that “civil rights groups” (read: radical leftist organizations funded by Soros) are suing our glorious…
“I Know What You Did Last Summer” Review: More Like “I Know What You Did Last Summer” Snooze-fest
Okay, so like, movies 🙄. Apparently, they’re supposed to teach us stuff. Like, according to the OG I Know What…