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SGF 2026 — SAW: Genesis Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway Will This Rebooted Mess Actually Survive Longer Than a SAW Movie Franchise Victim
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SGF 2026 — SAW: Genesis Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway Will This Rebooted Mess Actually Survive Longer Than a SAW Movie Franchise Victim

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The new SAW: Genesis game is coming, and I’m just…

California voter fraud facts ignored by fake news again
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California voter fraud facts ignored by fake news again

Big ElephantJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

Ninja Theory Finally Admits They Got Bored And Stopped Working On Project Mara Because Let’s Be Real It Was Never Going To Be As Cool As DmC Anyway
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Ninja Theory Finally Admits They Got Bored And Stopped Working On Project Mara Because Let’s Be Real It Was Never Going To Be As Cool As DmC Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Well, well, well, looks like all you Ninja Theory fans out there are in for a major disappointment 🤕. The…

Day of the Devs 2026: Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Video Games Already and Now We’re Gonna Take the Rest of It
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Day of the Devs 2026: Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Video Games Already and Now We’re Gonna Take the Rest of It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Day of the Devs 2026 was a wild ride, folks! 🎉👀 We’ve got the scoop on all the hottest new…

Liberal US student goes missing in Japan, big whoop, whatever happens
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Liberal US student goes missing in Japan, big whoop, whatever happens

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the swamp in Washington D.C. going to have a field day with…

Liberal Hollywood elites brag about quitting booze like it’s a achievement
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Liberal Hollywood elites brag about quitting booze like it’s a achievement

Big ElephantJune 5, 2026June 5, 2026

Oh, great, another fake news article trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who’s still kicking…

Oh Joy Another Remake of a Game You Barely Remember from Your Childhood That Will Probably Ruin Your Nostalgia and Leave You Questioning Every Life Choice
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Oh Joy Another Remake of a Game You Barely Remember from Your Childhood That Will Probably Ruin Your Nostalgia and Leave You Questioning Every Life Choice

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

The 7th Guest Remake is finally here, and it’s a real treat for those who love horror games, puzzles, and…

Backrooms and Obsession Totally Not Made by Nerds in Their Basement Floor Beat Mandalorian and Grogu Because Who Needs Cute Baby Yoda Anyway
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Backrooms and Obsession Totally Not Made by Nerds in Their Basement Floor Beat Mandalorian and Grogu Because Who Needs Cute Baby Yoda Anyway

FinnMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Suddenly, movie theaters are cool again, and we’re not talking about the kind of cool where your grandma thinks they’re…

Liberal losers wonder which RINO sells out Texas next
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Liberal losers wonder which RINO sells out Texas next

Big ElephantMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of fake news outlets whining about how President Trump is “undermining democracy”…

Backrooms Explained Because You Clearly Need Your Hand Held Through a Bunch of Empty Rooms and Confusing Theories and Also Whats Up with That Async Thingy and Dont Even Get Me Started on the Ending
The Backrooms: Because Who Needs a Plot Anyway? 🤣
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Backrooms Explained Because You Clearly Need Your Hand Held Through a Bunch of Empty Rooms and Confusing Theories and Also Whats Up with That Async Thingy and Dont Even Get Me Started on the Ending

FinnMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Let’s dive into the world of Backrooms, a movie that’s all about mystery and confusion 🤔. I mean, who needs…

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