Ex-Megadeth bassist boasts he’s so rich he can finally afford to listen to Megadeth on *premium* streaming ๐ค๐๐ธ.
OMG, you guys! ๐ David Ellefson, the guy who used to slap the bass for MEGADETH (before, you know, *that*…
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OMG, you guys! ๐ David Ellefson, the guy who used to slap the bass for MEGADETH (before, you know, *that*…
OMG! ๐ฑ Tate McRae, our pristine pop princess, has been caught in the act! She’s slumming it with none other…
Oh, HONEY, A24 just dropped a trailer for Ari Aster’s “Eddington,” and it’s like, SO deep and meaningful. I mean,…
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๐ต๐ป Liza Minnelli, bless her ancient heart, apparently crawled out of her sequined time capsule to grace the *RuPaul’s Drag…
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