Oh Joy Another Resident Evil Reboot Because the Last 12 Were Not Enough to Traumatize You for Life
Get ready for another epic failure in the Resident Evil movie franchise, because why not, right? 🙄 We’ve had like,…
Tag: horror
ICE NINE KILLS Frontman SPENCER CHARNAS: Touring With METALLICA Was The Most Basic Thing I’ve Ever Done And I’m Still Trying To Figure Out Why Anyone Cares
The article begins with a new interview with Meltdown of Detroit’s WRIF radio station, where Spencer Charnas, the frontman of…
Oh Joy The Most Overhyped Movie of the 90s Practical Magic is Back to Ruin Your Childhood Memories with a Sequel Nobody Asked For
You won’t believe the sorcery that’s happening here, folks! 🎉🔮 They’ve actually conjured up a sequel to Practical Magic, a…
Fake news attacks our great leader Trump again somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest…
Review: Lee Cronin’s The Mummy – “So Bad it’s Good, or Maybe Just Bad, Either Way You’ll be Sleeping with the Lights On and Questioning Your Life Choices
We’ve got a brand new Mummy movie, and it’s a real wrap 🎥👻! Lee Cronin’s The Mummy is not just…
Liberal whiners still waiting for sanity to kick in already
Oh boy, are those losers at it again, trying to take down our great President Donald Trump with their fake…
Dummy Dems can’t even prepare for lunch let alone war
The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Trump and…
Marvel Just Lost Almost Its Entire Visual Development Team Because Who Needs Good Art Anyway
A month into new Disney CEO Josh D’Amaro’s tenure, and he’s already making magic happen – by making around 1,000…
Nicolas Cage is Back for More of the Same Old Longlegs Nonsense Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time
Oh boy, get ready for another wild ride with Nicolas Cage, the king of over-the-top performances 🤪. He’s teaming up…
Liberal icon dies and America somehow still survives
In the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest president this world has ever seen, Donald Trump, we have…