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Logitech Finally Creates Products That Won’t Give You Carpal Tunnel After 5 Minutes Of Use Maybe
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Logitech Finally Creates Products That Won’t Give You Carpal Tunnel After 5 Minutes Of Use Maybe

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

Breaking News: Logitech Releases New Lineup of Super Comfortable Mice and Keyboards, Because Your Wrists Were Getting Too Comfortable 🤣.…

‘Power Ballad’ Review: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cheesy Guitar Solos and Overly Dramatic Singing in Your Life Yet
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‘Power Ballad’ Review: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cheesy Guitar Solos and Overly Dramatic Singing in Your Life Yet

FinnMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat 🎉! John Carney’s movies are like a big ol’ plate of spaghetti…

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Super Inclusive and Not At All Racist Drafted Party Features All White People Having The Time Of Their Lives

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2026

Get ready to party like a boss on a yacht in Long Beach, baby! 🚣‍♀️ Drafted’s MDW All-White Singles Yacht…

Bungie Is Finally Abandoning the Sinking Ship That Is Destiny 2 to Work on a Game That’s Only 25 Years Out of Date Marathon
The End of an Era: Bungie is Done with Destiny 2, and Honestly, It's About Time 🕰️
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Bungie Is Finally Abandoning the Sinking Ship That Is Destiny 2 to Work on a Game That’s Only 25 Years Out of Date Marathon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that they’re finally ending active development of Destiny 2, a game…

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Come Get a Job You’ll Probably Hate in San Jose

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2026

Get ready for the most epic career fair ever! 🎉 Meet recruiters and HR managers from fancy companies 📈. Dress…

MARVEL Cosmic Invasion Because Who Needs the Avengers When You Have Cyclops and the Thing to Save the Day in This Totally Not Desperate DLC Move
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MARVEL Cosmic Invasion Because Who Needs the Avengers When You Have Cyclops and the Thing to Save the Day in This Totally Not Desperate DLC Move

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

The most epic news in the history of epic news has just dropped, and I’m not even exaggerating 😱! MARVEL…

EVE FanFest 2026: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Space Drama In Your Life, EVE Frontier’s Cycle 6 Is Coming To Ruin Your Social Life On June 25
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EVE FanFest 2026: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Space Drama In Your Life, EVE Frontier’s Cycle 6 Is Coming To Ruin Your Social Life On June 25

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 16, 2026May 16, 2026

EVE Frontier, the game that will make you question your life choices and wonder why you’re still playing at 3…

Subnautica 2 Sells 2 Million Copies in 12 Hours Because Who Needs Human Interaction Anyway
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Subnautica 2 Sells 2 Million Copies in 12 Hours Because Who Needs Human Interaction Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Wow, what a wild ride for Subnautica 2! 🎢 After a lengthy lawsuit with publisher Krafton, Unknown Worlds has finally…

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Because Women Need a Workshop to Deal with All the Drama Men Cause

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

May 14: Free workshop 🎉 on trauma-informed skills 🤯, safety & boundaries 🚫, emotional regulation 😌. Earn 3.0 CE Hours…

Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Sells Out to Country Music and Joins Forces with Carrie Underwood for Most Unholy Union Since Peanut Butter and Pickles
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Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Sells Out to Country Music and Joins Forces with Carrie Underwood for Most Unholy Union Since Peanut Butter and Pickles

Chord F. DiscordMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

This is going to be a wild ride, folks! 🎢 MÖTLEY CRÜE, the most iconic rock band of all time…

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