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Razer peddles overpriced nostalgia with Xbox 25th anniversary cash grab
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Razer peddles overpriced nostalgia with Xbox 25th anniversary cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

This is what happens when corporate nostalgia meets gamer wallets: the XBOX 25 Anniversary Collection, a partnership between Razer and…

Corsair Teams Up with Aimlabs to Milk Gaming Peripherals Market with SABRE V3 PRO
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Corsair Teams Up with Aimlabs to Milk Gaming Peripherals Market with SABRE V3 PRO

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

In a move that’s sure to get the competitive gaming crowd all aflutter, Corsair has announced the SABRE v3 PRO…

Flamingo Thief Found Guilty Because That Was Obviously Going To Happen
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Flamingo Thief Found Guilty Because That Was Obviously Going To Happen

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Canadian man, Mitchell Fairbarn, who was convicted of animal cruelty charges…

MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow
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MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Breaking news: Chad Gray, the legendary frontman of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has survived another year of life and is still…

Nightmare Weekend Raleigh: $60 for Empty Chairs 💀
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Nightmare Weekend Raleigh: $60 for Empty Chairs 💀

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2026

Three hours of driving, $60 for one ticket, and two days at Nightmare Weekend Raleigh. We came for horror legends…

Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie Event of the Century!
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Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie Event of the Century!

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Breaking news: LAIKA and Fathom Entertainment are about to blow your mind with their new stop-motion fantasy adventure, Wildwood! 🤯🎥…

Jason Statham is Back to Get Stung Again in The Beekeeper 2 Because One Time Wasnt Enough Apparently
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Jason Statham is Back to Get Stung Again in The Beekeeper 2 Because One Time Wasnt Enough Apparently

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

The Beekeeper 2 is coming, and I’m only slightly excited, mostly because I have nothing better to do with my…

Murdaugh Returns to Court Because That’s Going Well So Far
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Murdaugh Returns to Court Because That’s Going Well So Far

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Alex Murdaugh is heading back to court, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking, “This is gonna be good.” The disgraced…

Florida Man Wins Argument on TV Loses at Life Immediately After
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Florida Man Wins Argument on TV Loses at Life Immediately After

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a case that’s just mind-boggling. A Florida man, Dale Smith Jr., has…

Joe Elliott still somehow employed after 5 decades of shrieking
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Joe Elliott still somehow employed after 5 decades of shrieking

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously outdated news? 🤯 I just found out that DEF LEPPARD and…

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