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Nintendo Confirms Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct This Weekend And Oh God The Plumber Is Back In Space To Make You Cry About Luma Again
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Nintendo Confirms Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct This Weekend And Oh God The Plumber Is Back In Space To Make You Cry About Luma Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

Brace yourselves, Star Road commuters! 🚀 Nintendo is officially panicking that you forgot about their space opera sequel and has…

CD Projekt Red Slaps The Shit Out Of The Only Person Still Playing Cyberpunk 2077, Modder Cries In VR
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CD Projekt Red Slaps The Shit Out Of The Only Person Still Playing Cyberpunk 2077, Modder Cries In VR

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

🎮 Oh No, Not Again! The Great VR Modder Meltdown of 2026 🎮 Hold onto your headsets, folks, because the…

Boomer Failures Finally Haunt Them and Now There’s a Webinar
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Boomer Failures Finally Haunt Them and Now There’s a Webinar

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Trauma can be passed down through families, affecting individuals and communities across generations. 😱 Join Alex Rohn, LMHC (University of…

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Hunting for Deals: Overpriced Parka Company Pretends Their Leftovers Are a “Sample Sale”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 22, 2026

🚨 ATTENTION SHOPPERS: Prepare your wallets for the ultimate “Moose Knuckles” experience! 🚨 Register ONLY ONE ticket per person—yes, your…

Winter Storm Prep, Shark Attacks, and Cancer Trends: Because Your Day Wasn’t Already Terrifying Enough
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Winter Storm Prep, Shark Attacks, and Cancer Trends: Because Your Day Wasn’t Already Terrifying Enough

Big ElephantJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

While President Trump makes America great again, the liberal media is busy crying about snow and sharks. SAD! You won’t…

The Oscars Nominations Have Officially Been Released, and the Academy Definitely Did Not Just Google “Famous Actors” This Year
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The Oscars Nominations Have Officially Been Released, and the Academy Definitely Did Not Just Google “Famous Actors” This Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

🛑 BREAKING: The Oscars Gave Out Nominations Like Candy at a Diabetes Parade 🍬 Ladies, gentlemen, and confused people trying…

Privacy in Gaming, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Data Miners
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Privacy in Gaming, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Data Miners

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Hold onto your joysticks and prepare your wallets, because the digital world is having a massive, sweaty, irreversibleIdentity crisis. Remember…

Oscars 2026 Nominations: See Which Rich People Will Pretend They Don’t Care About Winning
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Oscars 2026 Nominations: See Which Rich People Will Pretend They Don’t Care About Winning

FinnJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Buckle up, cinephiles and professional award-watchers, because the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences just dropped its annual list…

Unauthorized Wayne Static Doc Funded by Matt Zane Because Dead Guys Can’t Sue
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Unauthorized Wayne Static Doc Funded by Matt Zane Because Dead Guys Can’t Sue

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Well, well, well, grab your popcorn and your hazmat suits, because the unauthorized documentary drama of the decade is back…

The Nominees For the Worst Movie of the Year Are Here and honestly who cares
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The Nominees For the Worst Movie of the Year Are Here and honestly who cares

FinnJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

🚨 THE RAZZIE NOMINEES ARE HERE! 🚨 Cinephiles, grab your barf bags and prepare for a cinematic journey so terrible,…

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