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Man allegedly harasses podcaster because opinions were somehow still online
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Man allegedly harasses podcaster because opinions were somehow still online

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and folks, this one’s a doozy. The Justice Department has…

Broke Yet Thanks For Asking
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Broke Yet Thanks For Asking

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Federal Reserve raised interest rates last month for the first…

Trump’s Name Tanks Kennedy Center Donations by Over 100 Percent Suddenly
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Trump’s Name Tanks Kennedy Center Donations by Over 100 Percent Suddenly

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

The Kennedy Center, one of America’s most iconic performing arts institutions, is facing a financial crisis, and folks, I almost…

Kushner Negotiates Peace While Profiting From War Nearby
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Kushner Negotiates Peace While Profiting From War Nearby

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Jared Kushner has been playing a dual role –…

GOP Senator Saves Taxpayers from Knowing About Trump’s Ads
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GOP Senator Saves Taxpayers from Knowing About Trump’s Ads

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A GOP senator, Cynthia Lummis of Wyoming, blocked a resolution on…

White House and DHS in perfect harmony of disagreement apparently
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White House and DHS in perfect harmony of disagreement apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest drama from the Trump administration. Apparently, there…

Pentagon Unveils Killer Robots Amid Lecture On Toxic Masculinity
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Pentagon Unveils Killer Robots Amid Lecture On Toxic Masculinity

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced a new Pentagon autonomous warfare…

Senate GOP’s Affordable Dreams Deferred Again By Democrats
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Senate GOP’s Affordable Dreams Deferred Again By Democrats

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senate Democrats have blocked a GOP-led bill to combat rising energy…

Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have A Job To Do
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Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have A Job To Do

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest news from Washington. Senate Democrats have blocked…

Kinzinger Investigated For Betting On Own Get Out Of Jail Free Card
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Kinzinger Investigated For Betting On Own Get Out Of Jail Free Card

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems federal regulators are investigating former Rep. Adam Kinzinger for…

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