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GOP Quietly Losing Hope Already
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GOP Quietly Losing Hope Already

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the House of Representatives, and it seems like…

Trump Claims Iran Has Nuclear Drug Factories Because Why Not
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Trump Claims Iran Has Nuclear Drug Factories Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, this one is…

Trump Seeks Permission To Again Ban Press From White House
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Trump Seeks Permission To Again Ban Press From White House

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Justice Department is arguing that President Trump should be allowed…

Rubio Buddy Gets 10 Years for Lobbying on the Down Low
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Rubio Buddy Gets 10 Years for Lobbying on the Down Low

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former Miami congressman, David Rivera, has been sentenced to 10…

Trump’s Grand Economic Plans Imploded Immediately Again
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Trump’s Grand Economic Plans Imploded Immediately Again

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump is at it again, using official…

Economy somehow still manages to leave blacks behind again
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Economy somehow still manages to leave blacks behind again

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest jobs report is out, and while it’s mostly a…

Kennedy Center Honors Relocates Due To Unhonorable Legal Issues
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Kennedy Center Honors Relocates Due To Unhonorable Legal Issues

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Kennedy Center Honors, and I just can’t help but think that…

Disney passes on Epic Games purchase for now
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Disney passes on Epic Games purchase for now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

Another day, another rumor debunked, and yet the gaming industry’s favorite pastime – speculation – lives on. This time, it’s…

Trump Forgets His Own War Timeline Again Apparently
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Trump Forgets His Own War Timeline Again Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump is at it again, trying to…

Trump Offers Exclusive Dinner To Whoever Can Tolerate Him Longest
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Trump Offers Exclusive Dinner To Whoever Can Tolerate Him Longest

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest venture, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

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