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GOP Candidate Promotes Halal Pizza Overseas Fights Sharia At Home
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GOP Candidate Promotes Halal Pizza Overseas Fights Sharia At Home

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Casey Askar, a GOP House candidate who’s been campaigning on keeping Sharia law…

Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow
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Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that millions of taxpayer dollars have already been spent…

Trump Decides Fate Of Humanity With AI Decision Probably
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Trump Decides Fate Of Humanity With AI Decision Probably

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, holding court on…

Tech moguls bring their A-game to Trump’s tantrum party today
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Tech moguls bring their A-game to Trump’s tantrum party today

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top tech executives, including Anthropic’s Dario Amodei, Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg, Nvidia’s…

GOP Freaks Out Over 2026, Because Why Not
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GOP Freaks Out Over 2026, Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the GOP’s midterm election woes, and I have to say, it’s getting…

Trump Sued Over His Favorite Pastime, Banning People
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Trump Sued Over His Favorite Pastime, Banning People

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that President Donald Trump’s attempt to ban certain…

Senate Finally Does Something About College Sports
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Senate Finally Does Something About College Sports

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

The Senate just passed a major bill to overhaul college athletics, and I almost choked on my coffee reading about…

Trump Stars in Taxpayer Funded Infomercials Because Humility
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Trump Stars in Taxpayer Funded Infomercials Because Humility

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has been personally involved in creating those taxpayer-funded…

Trump’s Second Term: Because One Trainwreck Wasn’t Enough Apparently
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Trump’s Second Term: Because One Trainwreck Wasn’t Enough Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has been running taxpayer-funded ads that look suspiciously…

Cornell University Alleged Gang Rape Investigation Reopened Because Obviously
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Cornell University Alleged Gang Rape Investigation Reopened Because Obviously

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Prosecutors in New York are reopening an investigation into an…

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